4 definitions by Super MONkey I fucking drunk

African Wormhole

When men do not ejaculate correctly and the cum inside the dick hole dries up. When it is removed, the cum will look like a tape-worm which refers to Africa's tapeworm issue.

Sister: Damn bro did you come back from Africa? That tapeworm is long as fuck!
Brother: Nah man it was the African Wormhole...

by Super MONkey I fucking drunk March 29, 2018

desperus

When your so desperate for V-Bucks you download an ad (for free v-bucks) then get a virus.

Damn bro I need your John Wick skin!!!
Buy that shit bro....
I''m too desperus

by Super MONkey I fucking drunk March 30, 2018

A.D.S.R.S

Short for : Autistic-Down-Syndromic-Retardation-Syndrome

Bill: Yo I heard your mom gave birth to a baby with A.D.S.R.S...
Bobbo: PLz STFU. I don't need to be reminded

by Super MONkey I fucking drunk January 26, 2018

Ultimate Skorpian Nipple Twist

A tradition to see whether you were a pussy or a real man. The performer gets his hand into the spider bite position and with precision go straight to the middle of the victim's nipple. The performer pinches as hard he or she can and twists the skin around until the victim drops to the ground. The performer then adds in some of the nails to dig in even further to the victim's nipple (There is a chance that the victim's nipple tip can rip off if done incorrectly). Twist the nipple until the victim blacks out. If the man or woman is still standing he can join the tribe.

"Yo I'm grounded for a week man...."
"Why?"
"I performed the ULTIMATE SKORPIAN NIPPLE TWIST on my mom"
"Yo chill..."

by Super MONkey I fucking drunk March 6, 2018