6 definitions by Sullivanus Maximus
A Northern English, especially Lancashire term for being horrendously drunk and in too fragile an emotional state to carry on with a night out. This comes from the good old politically correct stereotype that whether it's war, football or music, the country France gives up on everything.
by Sullivanus Maximus October 24, 2011
by Sullivanus Maximus March 8, 2018
British slang for the anus, so called because during making a sexual time it acts as the socket for the plug which is a penis, or buttplug of course, or on rarer occasions - you do you though, I do not judge - gerbils in toilet roll tubes.
by Sullivanus Maximus November 2, 2020
When someone tries to do something to make a slight change and improvement to a situation but ends up failing with disastrous consequences through doing it recklessly.
A combination of Brexit and shitting the bed.
A combination of Brexit and shitting the bed.
Uncle Roger couldn't sleep due to a mild stomach pain so tried to fart out the gas, but through pushing too hard he followed through and triggered Bedshxit.
Auntie Ann had a fly buzzing around her kitchen, but was too lazy to find the fly swatter, so tried to get rid of it with a blowtorch. She promptly Bedshxitted through burning down her entire house.
Auntie Ann had a fly buzzing around her kitchen, but was too lazy to find the fly swatter, so tried to get rid of it with a blowtorch. She promptly Bedshxitted through burning down her entire house.
by Sullivanus Maximus April 11, 2019
A common meme of the mid-2010s, most popular in the UK, from the Scottish dialect of "your dad", which involves someone making statements on a news story through the eyes of a stereotypically right-wing, conservative, reactionary middle aged British man, increasingly baffled and angry at the modern world. Particular targets for this baffled anger are political correctness and things young people of today like.
"Yer da says he's not racist because he likes curry"
"Yer da says students are all scruffy smelly spongers who need a good wash, and they only vote Jeremy Corbyn because he'll give them free stuff they can't pay back"
"Yer da doesn't like the Premier League and all these fancy foreign players diving and dabbing. He watches Rugby Union because it's a REAL SPORT for REAL MEN."
"Yer da liked the new Wonder Woman film but he wonders if he can meet a woman who'll get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich."
"Yer da isn't homophobic but can't be doing with this gay kiss on Eastenders, kids are watching"
"Yer da says students are all scruffy smelly spongers who need a good wash, and they only vote Jeremy Corbyn because he'll give them free stuff they can't pay back"
"Yer da doesn't like the Premier League and all these fancy foreign players diving and dabbing. He watches Rugby Union because it's a REAL SPORT for REAL MEN."
"Yer da liked the new Wonder Woman film but he wonders if he can meet a woman who'll get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich."
"Yer da isn't homophobic but can't be doing with this gay kiss on Eastenders, kids are watching"
by Sullivanus Maximus July 8, 2017
When two guys are having gay phone sex through masturbation and they discipline their wanks so they can come at exactly the same time
by Sullivanus Maximus July 29, 2011