3 definitions by Sullivanus Maximus

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A common meme of the mid-2010s, most popular in the UK, from the Scottish dialect of "your dad", which involves someone making statements on a news story through the eyes of a stereotypically right-wing, conservative, reactionary middle aged British man, increasingly baffled and angry at the modern world. Particular targets for this baffled anger are political correctness and things young people of today like.
"Yer da says he's not racist because he likes curry"

"Yer da says students are all scruffy smelly spongers who need a good wash, and they only vote Jeremy Corbyn because he'll give them free stuff they can't pay back"

"Yer da doesn't like the Premier League and all these fancy foreign players diving and dabbing. He watches Rugby Union because it's a REAL SPORT for REAL MEN."

"Yer da liked the new Wonder Woman film but he wonders if he can meet a woman who'll get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich."

"Yer da isn't homophobic but can't be doing with this gay kiss on Eastenders, kids are watching"
by Sullivanus Maximus July 11, 2017

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A Northern English, especially Lancashire term for being horrendously drunk and in too fragile an emotional state to carry on with a night out. This comes from the good old politically correct stereotype that whether it's war, football or music, the country France gives up on everything.
"I just had 10 pints of Stella, I'm going home, I'm absolutely franced"
by Sullivanus Maximus October 24, 2011

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When two guys are having gay phone sex through masturbation and they discipline their wanks so they can come at exactly the same time
Tom Cruise is definitely not gay, so he would not be a fan of Bosnian alarm clocks
by Sullivanus Maximus July 29, 2011

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