1 definition by Suckitbitchbradgordonkeeellls

When you shut another dudes dick in a waffle iron.
Mike: Oh shit bro did you hear about Chris Wells?

Brad: Nah man what happened?

Mike: He was fuckin around with these kids in the kitchen and they just jumped him out of nowhere took his shit and were even fucked up enough to give him twatwaffle with the waffle iron in the back.

Brad: Holy shit! Those sick bastards.
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