23 definitions by Suburbanz71

Don't shoot the messenger

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."

"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."

by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

resting bitch face

The face a person makes that makes them look as if they are angry, irritated, or depressed, but are usually just relaxing or deeply thinking about something.

"Are you okay, you look pissed"

Yeah, I'm fine, this is just my resting bitch face.

by Suburbanz71 May 26, 2018

dogwater

Completely and utterly bad at video games. So bad, that the 12 year old fortnite community just couldn't stick with calling you trash anymore.

"Oh my god, you are so dogwater at this game! Get out of this lobby!"

by Suburbanz71 February 17, 2021

Digging your own grave

Getting one's self into serious trouble, especially when doing something bad or not what you're supposed to do.

"I'm gonna go and egg that guy's house."
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.

by Suburbanz71 June 1, 2019

hot shit

someone or something that's described to be really cool.

I went to my friend's house and met his dad, and boy, was he a hot shit.

by Suburbanz71 October 7, 2018

Shiternet

An Internet connection that is slow, crappy, and lags all the time.

Dude, you're Wi-Fi sucks. Go sell your router and buy a new one so we don't have to deal with this shiternet.

by Suburbanz71 July 18, 2018

Four eyes

A nickname used for a person who wears glasses, used as a minor insult or a joke

Hey, Four eyes, give me a hand with this box.

by Suburbanz71 November 6, 2017