14 definitions by Stu Cherbourg
<jaw-guh> J.ust A.nother U.nemployed W.hite G.uy - also JAWG, like DAWG, but for white guys, a term coined by Salvatore Paradise in his third book entitled "Danny Veit is a Piece of Sheit." Initially used to describe his second unemployed friend, now applicable to 11% of the population in this second American Great Depression
How's it hangin' JAUWG, find a job yet? No man, I applied to work at six flags, but all of the 40 year old JAUWGS got there first. What's an 18 year old JAUWG supposed to do for money these days? I donno man, have you tried asking your dad if you can work for him at his company JAUWG?
by Stu Cherbourg August 4, 2009
<half-rick-uh> - fictitious magical place where mulatto people come from, like little people come from the merry old land of Oz, or elves come from the North Pole, Halfricans from Halfrica. People from Halfrica often retain super-human qualities of both races (see Tiger Woods, 3 time PGA green jacket wearer, Halle Berry, the most beautiful woman alive, and Barack Obama, the first Halfrican American President.)
Because one of Barack Obama's parents came as a legal immigrant from Indonesia, and the other one is from Kansas, we can logically deduce that he is truly from the magical land of Halfrica.
by Stu Cherbourg May 10, 2009
<yawn-cup> when you suddenly yawn loudly during a presentation or lecture, and you catch yourself halfway through and fake a hiccup, so as not to appear that you were so bored you fell asleep mentally before your first yawn. The yawncup is painful, and it is not recommended one tries it without sufficient practice and muscular training. In any case, your ego might not survive. The yawncup is often hilarious to all, including the speaker if in possession of a good sense of humor.
Supreme Court Justice Elana Kagan's good friend was lecturing in a Law School Lecture Hall about agency deference of the Auer variety and during the hour and forty-five minute long instruction, had just moved on to discuss procedural interpretations and Chevron deference, when a normally quite attentive 2L with outstretched arms proceeded to loudly yawncup, and the lecture was briefly interrupted for a whole class chortle.
by Stu Cherbourg April 13, 2017
formerly known as a driver, the occupant of the front left seat in a Tesla, whose sole job is to pour drinks and bartend the self driving car
by Stu Cherbourg June 10, 2020
the soft jiggly fat, useless muscle, and extra skin dangling from a lazy and out of shape older woman's triceps.
As she threw the softball, her exceptionally large spangles caused the throw to be errant, but what a show!
by Stu Cherbourg July 7, 2017
When the handsomest man or. woman at a party up and decides the party is over for him or her, and leaves everybody wishing they had one last look. (all other definitions are racist and demeaning, mistakenly assigning drunkenness as the reason, but the Irish know we are much smarter than this, and we want always to leave them wanting more, and this is one way to know we’ll be missed.)
Ah, Patrick O’Hagan you handsome man, I was gonna kiss you, but alas, I missed my chance when you vanished without a trace, in Irish Exit once again.
by Stu Cherbourg August 25, 2019
A cog in the machine that eats the news and spits out mindless garbage designed to hide the actual news.
The conflictinator announced a shocking revalation on the flat screen today, "The corporation bought the farm today, American government will be a one party system from here on out."
by Stu Cherbourg November 13, 2010