4 definitions by Stresemann's Bristlefront
When you’re at a party trying to get succ or any other form of coitus and there’s that one kid who is going around showing everyone the most trendy TikToks, when he stumbles upon you right when you’re about to seal the deal and draws the attention from your potential mate to the hypnotic effects of TikTok thus leaving you with blue balls.
Can also be used as a defense, such as if you show up to a party and see a person about to seal the deal with the person you wanted to hook up with, pull out your phone and show them some trendy TikToks and teach that fool a lesson about natural selection.
Can also be used as a defense, such as if you show up to a party and see a person about to seal the deal with the person you wanted to hook up with, pull out your phone and show them some trendy TikToks and teach that fool a lesson about natural selection.
I was late to Amber’s party last night when I saw that butthole Rick about to seal the deal with her on the couch, I grabbed my phone and TikTok Cock Blocked that fool and took Amber for myself while Rick was hypnotized by TikTok. Lets say I woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.
by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 17, 2021
Short for Clothed Baby Syndrome. 99.99% of babies are born naked aka Naked Baby Syndrome (NBS) but 00.01% are born with cloths on (CBS) fully dressed. Differs depending on status where you could be born with rags on or Gucci.
Job 1:21 (while Job cries out in his suffering) “Naked I came from my mothers womb, naked I will depart…”
“Not me Job, I was born with CBS my dude. I guess we all suffer in our own ways”
“Not me Job, I was born with CBS my dude. I guess we all suffer in our own ways”
by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 23, 2021
Derives from the noun “Simp”. A coworker (usually a teen) who follows female coworkers around pretending to be their friend taking every opportunity to look at their butt or get any view of cleavage he can get. The female coworker is wise to his antics and in 100% of cases she is only playing hard to get but loves any male attention she can get.
Dude look at Derrick follow Chelsea from soft lines around like a lost puppy, He even volunteers to stock the makeup aisle to maximize his chances to look at her butt thinking she doesn’t notice. The guy is the Simployee of the month for sure!
by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 16, 2021
Q: Hey man wanna join us for some beers at the student center?
A: sure thing but let me stop by the Berry to return a few books first.
A: sure thing but let me stop by the Berry to return a few books first.
by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 26, 2021