8 definitions by Straightpipenation
The act of sprinting down a side walk spreading your arms and jumping taking down two people at once.
My name is John, I work at an old folks home nothing makes me more happy then when I let the crazy people from the other building play Twin Towers with the old people they feel so young again they run when they see James and the rest of the mental patients.
by Straightpipenation January 11, 2021
The urge to have food during sex. While naked the Male stands up and starts throwing objects around the room yelling asking and demanding for food most often lamb chops. If the female does not get the lamb chops the male is to grab the female and throw at the wall.
Mate 1: “How was thy date with my sister you lucky fuck?"
Mate 2: "great man! I pulled a "Gordon
Ramsey" I got Hungry half way through sex and wanted lamb chops, she said she couldn’t make them so I threw that stupid queer at the wall!"
Mate 3: wow you pulled a Gordon Ramsey?
Mate 2: "great man! I pulled a "Gordon
Ramsey" I got Hungry half way through sex and wanted lamb chops, she said she couldn’t make them so I threw that stupid queer at the wall!"
Mate 3: wow you pulled a Gordon Ramsey?
by Straightpipenation January 11, 2021
Running while having set as the girl has her legs wrapped around you are you make race car noises before charging into a tree and using her to brace your impact.
by Straightpipenation January 11, 2021
The act of having sex with a Russian girl and then finishing on a Russian girls face whist jerking with one hand and slapping her across the face with the other hand while at the same time yelling "For mother Russia Comrades the Red Army will never surrender”
Person 1: how was that tinder date?
Person 2: great, I pulled a Soviet grenade on her and knocked her unconscious.
Person 2: great, I pulled a Soviet grenade on her and knocked her unconscious.
by Straightpipenation January 11, 2021
When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.
SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?
SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast
SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast
by Straightpipenation January 11, 2021
The act of a white male ejaculating really fast and accurately onto all the females in the room at lighting speed like the gunslinger Wyatt Earp.
Bill: Did u hear what Jackson did at my Christmas party?
James: yes, did indeed he pulled a Wyatt Earp and ejaculated all over everyone at the party he even hit my 5 year old sister.
James: yes, did indeed he pulled a Wyatt Earp and ejaculated all over everyone at the party he even hit my 5 year old sister.
by Straightpipenation January 11, 2021
The act of jumping off the kitchen table and landing you penis inside your sexual partners anus while they lay on the floor.
by Straightpipenation January 11, 2021