2 definitions by Straight Up Ums

Ride the Jellybean

When someone puts their ass cheeks over a clit and squishes it in between.

Last night when Gary went all ride the jellybean I almost came but then he farted.

by Straight Up Ums June 7, 2020

Fluffy Frenchie

When you give analingus to a hairy French girl and she farts mid ass eating then her butt hairs blow into your face.

Bucky was chowing down on Juliette’s butthole something fierce, I mean that son of a bitch was tonsil deep, then she blew a Fluffy Frenchie so big he almost choked on her ass hair.

by Straight Up Ums October 28, 2023