2 definitions by Storkwood

pirate patch

the triangle of fabric in the back of thong underwear, referred to when it peeks out of the top of a woman's pants, named as such because of the two srings holding it up and the fact that it covers
"the brown eye"

she's not that hot but I can't help but look every time she bends over I find myself staring right at her pirate patch

by Storkwood March 24, 2009

white trash trifecta

occurs when you see a tramp stamp on a muffin top with a pirate patch, let the world know by yelling "Bingo"

Check out the troll rocking the white trash trifecta, some people should just stay indoors.

by Storkwood March 24, 2009