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queen

1. A unspayed female cat, especially one who had a litter of kittens.

2. A female cat who thinks humans owe her a living.
1. The queen has an easygoing temperament and passed it to her kittens. They'd make purr-fect house cats

2. That calico sure runs the house. Her Meowjesty has her humans wrapped around her tail!
by Stop the Pendulum September 5, 2005
mugGet the queenmug.

ladies first

An unwritten rule that dictates that the wishes of a gir's or woman's female friends supercede that of the male.
Female #1: My boyfriend is a gangbanger and wants me to be Bonnie to his Clyde.
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!
by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006
mugGet the ladies firstmug.

self-hater

An idiot with so great a self-esteem issue that he or she is bigoted against members of his or her own race, gender, national origin, religion, or culture.
What a self-hater! She's whiter than snow yet she not only thinks she's black, she has the unmitigated gall to tell me I'm the hater because I have a problem with those who won't accept themselves as they really are.

I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.
by Stop the Pendulum September 2, 2005
mugGet the self-hatermug.

exhaust fumes

A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.
I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better; I'm getting exhaust fumes.
by Stop the Pendulum May 8, 2006
mugGet the exhaust fumesmug.

shit gun

A marked tendency to lie in one's teeth, especially when bragging about some quality one does not rightfully possess.
I wouldn't believe anything this wannabe says. He says he has a shotgun, but he really has a shit gun.
by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006
mugGet the shit gunmug.

do what you gotta do

1. To do something you don't want others to know about or what you shouldn't be doing, e.g., selling illicit drugs, assaulting others. A code phrase for being involved with some criminal activity.

2. To associate with people your friends and family regard as undesirable or beneath your dignity.

3. To take care of important business.
1. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive because there are no jobs available.

2. I know my friends think my boyfriend's no good, but I'm doing what I gotta do.

3. I'm doing what I gotta do to get something to eat.
by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006
mugGet the do what you gotta domug.

pussy whipped bitch

A female dog who is regularly dominated by one or more cats. Her male counterpart is called a pussy whipped son of a bitch
I can't rely on that mutt to guard the house--she's such a pussy whipped bitch that the cats could do a better job of keeping out intruders!
by Stop the Pendulum July 3, 2005
mugGet the pussy whipped bitchmug.

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