Stop the Pendulum's definitions

mouse trap

A cat, kitty, puddy, etc., that meows, purrs, and can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

Boots, my mouse trap, caught two mice within two hours of my bringing him home.

Why buy that spring contraption that only squashes your fingers when you can get a real mouse trap--Kitty?

by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2005

I switch hit, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

magic number

1. A score of 69 in sports.

2. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball.

3. 69

1. What's the score?
I got the magic number

2. One way to win the rack: the magic number. The 9 is hanging in the pocket.

by Stop the pendulum January 11, 2006

TWAT BLOCK

To do a female friend a favor by keeping her from getting it on with some unworthy male. The noblest thing to do for a friend.

My friend has gotten involved with an absolute pig! He's such a man-whore that the only right thing to do is to twat block her so she doesn't get some disease.

by Stop the pendulum December 28, 2005

clean

Without any tatoos or body piercings, except maybe for pierced ears.

Even though my friends have tattoos and body piercings, I choose to remain clean. I don't want to get something on my skin I may not want to keep when I get old.

by Stop the pendulum November 15, 2006

pussy whipped bitch

A female dog who is regularly dominated by one or more cats. Her male counterpart is called a pussy whipped son of a bitch

I can't rely on that mutt to guard the house--she's such a pussy whipped bitch that the cats could do a better job of keeping out intruders!

by Stop the Pendulum July 3, 2005

I hit lefty, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.

At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006