Stop the Pendulum's definitions

WTO

Women Taking Over, said to piss off a male chauvinist pig.

Male: I'm the man. It's a man's world and you belong beneath me, bitch.
Female #1: Not so fast, mister. This is 2005 and women's equality is here to stay.
Female #2: Lady, you haven't gone far enough. Let's piss off this sexist pig big time. It's WTO, baby--women taking over!

by Stop the Pendulum April 17, 2006

ladies first

An unwritten rule that dictates that the wishes of a gir's or woman's female friends supercede that of the male.

Female #1: My boyfriend is a gangbanger and wants me to be Bonnie to his Clyde.
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!

by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006

queen

1. A unspayed female cat, especially one who had a litter of kittens.

2. A female cat who thinks humans owe her a living.

1. The queen has an easygoing temperament and passed it to her kittens. They'd make purr-fect house cats

2. That calico sure runs the house. Her Meowjesty has her humans wrapped around her tail!

by Stop the Pendulum September 5, 2005

exhaust fumes

A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.

I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better; I'm getting exhaust fumes.

by Stop the Pendulum May 8, 2006

Weed Whacker

A person, usually but not always a woman, who dates or otherwise becomes romantically or sexually involved with a man for the sake of obtaining free weed.

My friend isn't a gold digger--she's a weed whacker!! She's seeing this guy because she can get all the weed she wants!

by Stop the pendulum January 12, 2006

human catnip

A code word for weed.

The cat likes catnip; the human likes human catnip.

by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2006

Election year moderate

A politician, usually an ultraconservative, fascist Republican, but occasionally an ultraliberal, who pretends to take moderate positions on important political issues during an election year. Once elected, this politician will suddenly forget his or her campaign promises and govern from the fringes.

Election year moderates from the far right: Rick Santorum (latin for Asshole); George W. Bush; from the far left: George McGovern (1972)

by Stop the Pendulum August 9, 2006