Stop the Pendulum's definitions

poof out

To sneak out of the house without your fellow household members knowing where you are, and not leave your loved ones any way of contacting you.

You forever poof out on us, so I might have to file a missing persons report.

I checked the kid's room in the morning only to find out he poofed out in the middle of the night.

by Stop the Pendulum August 13, 2006

ooh la la so soon

1. Premature ejaculation in France (jocular).

2. A score of 69 in darts, basketball, pool, etc, when someone celebrates before winning the game.

3. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball

1. The Frenchman has a rep for ooh la la so soon!

2. The score is 69-63. Ooh la la, so soon!

3. There is only one way to win this rack. The 6-9 combo. Ooh, la la so soon!

by Stop the pendulum January 10, 2006

swami

A person who knows and points out the truth before you can weasel your way out of it. A type of a mind reader.

I thought I could get away with fibbing about sneaking food in the middle of the night. Little did I know I was dealing with a swami, and she doesn't let me get away with anything! The woman can read my mind!!!

by Stop the pendulum April 8, 2006

canine racist

A person, entity, or government who hates certain breeds of dogs to the point that they advocate breed specific legislation to outlaw dogs with an undeserved reputation for aggressiveness.

I'll fight tooth and nail against banning pit bulls. Pit bulls are very protective of their owners and a well-trained one will not attack for no reason.
Just because canine racists claim that criminals like pit bulls, doesn't mean it should be a crime for an innocent person to own one. I say we should put the criminals behind bars, not the pit bulls.

by Stop the pendulum May 31, 2006

coon

An affectionate name for a Maine Coon cat.

I adopted what I thought was a grown, neutered cat, but when I brought him to the vet for a checkup, I found out he was a 6-month-old, unneutered kitten. Needless to say, he grew to be a 20-pound monster because he was a coon and I didn't know it.

by Stop the pendulum January 6, 2007

Grave

The most comfortable part of your bed, often slept in by your dog or cat without the human's permission.

Every night, I find my cat sleeping in my grave. I have to throw him off the bed so I can get some sleep!!

by Stop the Pendulum April 23, 2006

on the square

Honestly; seriously; not joking.

On the square, I think you ought to get yourself a pet if you're so lonely.

by Stop the Pendulum September 5, 2005