Stop the Pendulum's definitions
1. A kitten between 6 and 11 months of age.
2. A young feline too old to be called a kitten but not yet full grown. A "teen kitty."
From cat+adolescent
2. A young feline too old to be called a kitten but not yet full grown. A "teen kitty."
From cat+adolescent
My kitty weighs 14 pounds, yet he still thinks he's a small kitten. I guess it's because he's an 11-month-old catolescent.
by Stop the Pendulum September 4, 2005
Get the catolescentmug. 1. A unspayed female cat, especially one who had a litter of kittens.
2. A female cat who thinks humans owe her a living.
2. A female cat who thinks humans owe her a living.
1. The queen has an easygoing temperament and passed it to her kittens. They'd make purr-fect house cats
2. That calico sure runs the house. Her Meowjesty has her humans wrapped around her tail!
2. That calico sure runs the house. Her Meowjesty has her humans wrapped around her tail!
by Stop the Pendulum September 5, 2005
Get the queenmug. An unwritten rule that dictates that the wishes of a gir's or woman's female friends supercede that of the male.
Female #1: My boyfriend is a gangbanger and wants me to be Bonnie to his Clyde.
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!
by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006
Get the ladies firstmug. 1. What's the score?
I got the magic number
2. One way to win the rack: the magic number. The 9 is hanging in the pocket.
I got the magic number
2. One way to win the rack: the magic number. The 9 is hanging in the pocket.
by Stop the pendulum January 11, 2006
Get the magic numbermug. An evil, amoral, crude, sexually promiscuous male with no sense of taste, decency, or conscience, no respect for womanhood, and often leaves women with disases and/or kids they deny and refuse to support. This specimen is often observed bragging how much of a playboy, player, or "pimp" he is, but in reality, his absence of morals make alley cats look as though they have standards. Will often engage in sexual practices that would disgust a civilized human being.
You wonder why I've been by myself for all these years. There are no decent, eligible men to be found.
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!
by Stop the pendulum December 28, 2005
Get the pigmug. A person who knows and points out the truth before you can weasel your way out of it. A type of a mind reader.
I thought I could get away with fibbing about sneaking food in the middle of the night. Little did I know I was dealing with a swami, and she doesn't let me get away with anything! The woman can read my mind!!!
by Stop the pendulum April 8, 2006
Get the swamimug. 1. Premature ejaculation in France (jocular).
2. A score of 69 in darts, basketball, pool, etc, when someone celebrates before winning the game.
3. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball
2. A score of 69 in darts, basketball, pool, etc, when someone celebrates before winning the game.
3. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball
1. The Frenchman has a rep for ooh la la so soon!
2. The score is 69-63. Ooh la la, so soon!
3. There is only one way to win this rack. The 6-9 combo. Ooh, la la so soon!
2. The score is 69-63. Ooh la la, so soon!
3. There is only one way to win this rack. The 6-9 combo. Ooh, la la so soon!
by Stop the pendulum January 10, 2006
Get the ooh la la so soonmug.