Stop the Pendulum's definitions

self-hatred

Bigotry against members of one's own race, gender, religion, etc.

What's the deal with all these wiggers? It seems like Eminem started a new fad among young whites: self-hatred.

by Stop the Pendulum September 2, 2005

I switch hit, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

exhaust fumes

A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.

I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better; I'm getting exhaust fumes.

by Stop the Pendulum May 8, 2006

coon

An affectionate name for a Maine Coon cat.

I adopted what I thought was a grown, neutered cat, but when I brought him to the vet for a checkup, I found out he was a 6-month-old, unneutered kitten. Needless to say, he grew to be a 20-pound monster because he was a coon and I didn't know it.

by Stop the pendulum January 6, 2007

poof out

To sneak out of the house without your fellow household members knowing where you are, and not leave your loved ones any way of contacting you.

You forever poof out on us, so I might have to file a missing persons report.

I checked the kid's room in the morning only to find out he poofed out in the middle of the night.

by Stop the Pendulum August 13, 2006

Grave

The most comfortable part of your bed, often slept in by your dog or cat without the human's permission.

Every night, I find my cat sleeping in my grave. I have to throw him off the bed so I can get some sleep!!

by Stop the Pendulum April 23, 2006

ooh la la so soon

1. Premature ejaculation in France (jocular).

2. A score of 69 in darts, basketball, pool, etc, when someone celebrates before winning the game.

3. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball

1. The Frenchman has a rep for ooh la la so soon!

2. The score is 69-63. Ooh la la, so soon!

3. There is only one way to win this rack. The 6-9 combo. Ooh, la la so soon!

by Stop the pendulum January 10, 2006