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canine racist

A person, entity, or government who hates certain breeds of dogs to the point that they advocate breed specific legislation to outlaw dogs with an undeserved reputation for aggressiveness.
I'll fight tooth and nail against banning pit bulls. Pit bulls are very protective of their owners and a well-trained one will not attack for no reason.
Just because canine racists claim that criminals like pit bulls, doesn't mean it should be a crime for an innocent person to own one. I say we should put the criminals behind bars, not the pit bulls.
by Stop the pendulum May 31, 2006
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Grave

The most comfortable part of your bed, often slept in by your dog or cat without the human's permission.
Every night, I find my cat sleeping in my grave. I have to throw him off the bed so I can get some sleep!!
by Stop the Pendulum April 23, 2006
mugGet the Gravemug.

swami sense

The ability of someone to ferret out the truth about you without your saying one word; psychic powers. You either love or hate someone with this quality.
You have to be honest with this lady. Her swami sense is so keen she knows you're a liar before you even open your mouth!
by Stop the pendulum January 15, 2006
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1-2 punch

The act of passing out after having taken only two hits of (usually) high-potency weed.
That shit was so potent it gave him a 1-2 punch. The guy was out cold on the floor!
by Stop the Pendulum April 9, 2006
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pig

An evil, amoral, crude, sexually promiscuous male with no sense of taste, decency, or conscience, no respect for womanhood, and often leaves women with disases and/or kids they deny and refuse to support. This specimen is often observed bragging how much of a playboy, player, or "pimp" he is, but in reality, his absence of morals make alley cats look as though they have standards. Will often engage in sexual practices that would disgust a civilized human being.
You wonder why I've been by myself for all these years. There are no decent, eligible men to be found.
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!
by Stop the pendulum December 28, 2005
mugGet the pigmug.

steel bodyguard

A legally purchased revolver or pistol, typically used for self-defense at home or away.
A woman who lives alone in a rough neighborhood ought to have a steel bodyguard if she can't trust the human variety.
by Stop the pendulum April 4, 2006
mugGet the steel bodyguardmug.

self-hatred

Bigotry against members of one's own race, gender, religion, etc.
What's the deal with all these wiggers? It seems like Eminem started a new fad among young whites: self-hatred.
by Stop the Pendulum September 2, 2005
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