Stop the Pendulum's definitions

exhaust fumes

A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.

I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better; I'm getting exhaust fumes.

by Stop the Pendulum May 8, 2006

1-2 punch

The act of passing out after having taken only two hits of (usually) high-potency weed.

That shit was so potent it gave him a 1-2 punch. The guy was out cold on the floor!

by Stop the Pendulum April 9, 2006

swami sense

The ability of someone to ferret out the truth about you without your saying one word; psychic powers. You either love or hate someone with this quality.

You have to be honest with this lady. Her swami sense is so keen she knows you're a liar before you even open your mouth!

by Stop the pendulum January 15, 2006

self-hater

An idiot with so great a self-esteem issue that he or she is bigoted against members of his or her own race, gender, national origin, religion, or culture.

What a self-hater! She's whiter than snow yet she not only thinks she's black, she has the unmitigated gall to tell me I'm the hater because I have a problem with those who won't accept themselves as they really are.

I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.

by Stop the Pendulum September 2, 2005

Media Whore

A so-called journalist or pundit who mindlessly parrots the Republican party line and/or sucks up to the Bush administration, at the expense of the truth and objectivity.

You can't trust Fox News. They're all a gang of media whores.

by Stop the Pendulum May 28, 2006

TWA

Trouble With Authority. Said of a chronically rebellious person.

This kid is said to have ODD, or Oppositional Defiant Disorder. That's just a fancy-schmancy way of saying the brat has TWA!

by Stop the Pendulum November 22, 2006

nip

A nickname for catnip.

I had to use some nip to get the cat to use his scratching post.

by Stop the Pendulum April 9, 2006