Definitions by Stop the Pendulum

canine racist 

A person, entity, or government who hates certain breeds of dogs to the point that they advocate breed specific legislation to outlaw dogs with an undeserved reputation for aggressiveness.

I'll fight tooth and nail against banning pit bulls. Pit bulls are very protective of their owners and a well-trained one will not attack for no reason.
Just because canine racists claim that criminals like pit bulls, doesn't mean it should be a crime for an innocent person to own one. I say we should put the criminals behind bars, not the pit bulls.

canine racist by Stop the pendulum May 31, 2006

human catnip 

A code word for weed.

The cat likes catnip; the human likes human catnip.

human catnip by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2006

Media Whore 

A so-called journalist or pundit who mindlessly parrots the Republican party line and/or sucks up to the Bush administration, at the expense of the truth and objectivity.

You can't trust Fox News. They're all a gang of media whores.

Media Whore by Stop the Pendulum May 28, 2006

myspace meow 

A cat with his or her own myspace account.
Also known as a myspace mrow.

This is a riot! Who'd have thought there would be so many myspace meows?

myspace meow by Stop the pendulum May 21, 2006

exhaust fumes 

A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.

I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better; I'm getting exhaust fumes.

exhaust fumes by Stop the Pendulum May 8, 2006

I switch hit, but only in baseball 

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

I switch hit, but only in baseball by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

I hit lefty, but only in baseball 

A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.

At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.

I hit lefty, but only in baseball by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006