Stop the Pendulum's definitions

swami sense

The ability of someone to ferret out the truth about you without your saying one word; psychic powers. You either love or hate someone with this quality.

You have to be honest with this lady. Her swami sense is so keen she knows you're a liar before you even open your mouth!

by Stop the pendulum January 15, 2006

conscience

A sense of right and wrong, something neocons right-wing republicans, and other garden variety sociopaths do not have.

You have to check your conscience at the door to work for the White House nowadays, simply because the Bush administration doesn't have one.

by Stop the pendulum April 8, 2006

steel bodyguard

A legally purchased revolver or pistol, typically used for self-defense at home or away.

A woman who lives alone in a rough neighborhood ought to have a steel bodyguard if she can't trust the human variety.

by Stop the pendulum April 4, 2006

1-2 punch

The act of passing out after having taken only two hits of (usually) high-potency weed.

That shit was so potent it gave him a 1-2 punch. The guy was out cold on the floor!

by Stop the Pendulum April 9, 2006

shit gun

A marked tendency to lie in one's teeth, especially when bragging about some quality one does not rightfully possess.

I wouldn't believe anything this wannabe says. He says he has a shotgun, but he really has a shit gun.

by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006

sisters before misters

The unwritten law that dictates that a the wishes of an unmarried woman's or girl's female friends trump those of a men she wants to have a relationship with. This law exists to protect said woman from being roosterpecked or whipped and her boyfriend's a pig or a man slut.
Better known as ladies first and to hell with your boyfriend.

Yo, lady, don't let that male chauvanist pig tell you what to do. He thinks you're just another piece of ass. After all, it's sisters before misters.

by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006

ladies first

An unwritten rule that dictates that the wishes of a gir's or woman's female friends supercede that of the male.

Female #1: My boyfriend is a gangbanger and wants me to be Bonnie to his Clyde.
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!

by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006