4 definitions by Stizzlargh

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The twat rag, spaff sponge or twat towel is a piece of material or an old unused garment that is employed when ejaculation takes place in order to clean up the resultant mess. It is used repeatedly and can be washed or left unwashed, in which case it will have to be disposed of and replaced within a month or so depending on frequency of masturbation. Usual twat rags include old socks in order to aid 'posh wanks', and old t shirts.
'Woman,throw me the twat rag!'
by Stizzlargh May 27, 2008

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Tampon or sanitary towel
'Oi oi, that bints hit the jammy crashmats, I can see from here'
by Stizzlargh September 27, 2008

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A shortening of 'Is she alright?'.
'sh'ite her?'
'aye'
'sound'
by Stizzlargh October 03, 2012

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An act solely linked to aquatic mammals, like the whale or dolphin and any other sea creature with a blowhole. A popular pastime in Australia, especially on the East Coast. It involves beating off whilst riding atop the swimming beast and then inserting the penis into the blowhole of the creature at the point of climax, ejaculating into the animal.
Rupert: Hey! Wheres my wet suit? And my dolphin?!?
Lawrence: Yeah sorry mate, went scrogging last night, got a bit messy
by Stizzlargh February 13, 2008

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