25 definitions by Stivchik

HBHW

HBHW

Pronounced (Hub-how)

Short for:

Hot

But

Hard

Work

A girl who is so demanding and high maintenance that you give up dating her because the potential rewards aren't worth the loss of dignity caused by an onslaught of psychic pollution.

She's a HBHW....

- Wow! Do you know that girl?
- Yeah, but she's a HBHW. We went out on a couple of dates but she kept finding something wrong everywhere she looked, looked down on anyone we came into contact with and was constantly checking herself in the mirror. After the second date I had to tap out.

by Stivchik May 7, 2017

instagrazing

The act of aimlessly scrolling and clicking on Instagram for way too long, as though something useful, productive or revelatory could ever come of it.

Phone grazing.

- Hey man, what have you been doing?
- Oh, nothing really, just instagrazing.

by Stivchik April 25, 2019

unsubscribe-ire

That rage you fly into when you have to go looking for how to unsubscribe from constant 'Daily Alerts' you've started receiving from somewhere - that you know you're never gonna read, which have started filling up your inbox - seemingly multiplying like gremlins that had water poured on them.

More unsubscribe-ire this morning! I don't even remember subscribing to half of this shit to be honest, but they send you an new email every day! Who has the time?

by Stivchik June 25, 2020

Genghis

(verb) to sows your wild oats; engage in promiscuity and rebelliousness, have many sexual relationships.

Man, it’s a shame Jim is getting serious with Zarina. With that white Mercedez of his, me and him would have absolutely Genghis’d this town.

by Stivchik May 17, 2018