2 definitions by Stigs85

Skank

To leave/not turn up to meet someone or something, without good cause jus because you feel like it.

He skanked school yesterday; he skanked me for his girlfriend when we were meant to be going out.

by Stigs85 September 15, 2022

no keto

A phrase used to disclaim following a ketogenic diet after blatantly planning and eating ketogenic, low-carb meals. The phrase is often used by so-called "keto-snobs" who feel the diet is a fad despite its proven health benefits, but follow the principles of the diet closely.

I've done a meal planner for this week. It's low-carb stuff like shakes, chilli con carne with cauliflower rice and sugar-free jelly crystals mixed with double cream. No keto.

by Stigs85 April 1, 2019