Probably one of the most
unusual and most
interesting personality types you will
ever find. The Stiffie Steve (Stifferific Steve as it's known in scientific terms), has been described
as being similar to a dog with it's pink thing
hanging out. By this, we mean that a Stiffie Steve will generally hump anything that isn't nailed down.
Stiffie Steve's natural habitat is club X (porn store). The centralised locations of these stores have been advantageous to the survival
of Stiffie Steve.
"Dammit Stiffie Steve, get your tool out of my sister!"
"For the last time, if you're going to make
a mess on my couch
Stiffie Steve, you're not staying over again..."
"Didn't you already have
a wank like 5 minutes
ago Stiffie Steve?"