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8 definitions by StiffieSteve

 
1.
The word 'Creampie' defines the fantastic act of leaving a load of male jelly inside a vagina or crap pipe.

A Creampie, by it's very nature is the mother of all creation. That's right, if your daddy didn't manage a Creampie all those years ago, you'd still be itch in his pants.

Due to the awesome feeling of blowing a load inside someone's hole, the male will generally bullshit about wanting to pull out before ejaculation. But as we all know, this is in fact just a load of crap.
"That's right little Johnny, even you came from a Creampie!"
"Hey dude, I made a Creampie inside a 16 year old girl's beaver last night!"
"May I Creampie you to make babies?"
by StiffieSteve May 29, 2008
 
2.
Don't let the name fool you, 'shit-tastic' actually means that something is really bad or fucked up. It's like being sarcastic whilst still saying something is shit.
Hey do you like my new anal dildo?
*rolls eyes* It's shit-tastic!
by StiffieSteve September 15, 2005
 
3.
'Poopiepants' - The point at which you lose control of your bowles and slop a chocolate frog in your jocks. This can also fall under the catagory of 'Sharting'.
Dude I farted so hard shit came out! ewww you fucking SHARTED!
Don't put that fucking laxative in my beer again assholes! fucking shit my pants...
by StiffieSteve August 16, 2005
 
4.
Probably one of the most unusual and most interesting personality types you will ever find. The Stiffie Steve (Stifferific Steve as it's known in scientific terms), has been described as being similar to a dog with it's pink thing hanging out. By this, we mean that a Stiffie Steve will generally hump anything that isn't nailed down.

Stiffie Steve's natural habitat is club X (porn store). The centralised locations of these stores have been advantageous to the survival of Stiffie Steve.
"Dammit Stiffie Steve, get your tool out of my sister!"
"For the last time, if you're going to make a mess on my couch Stiffie Steve, you're not staying over again..."
"Didn't you already have a wank like 5 minutes ago Stiffie Steve?"
by StiffieSteve May 29, 2008
 
5.
'Stiffie time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard, or if your fucked up on valium and beer. This word is from the stiffie family.
What time is it?! STIFFIE TIME!
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffie time tonight.
Why is it always stiffie time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffie time.
by StiffieSteve August 16, 2005
 
6.
See Stiffie Time.

'Stiffy time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard, or if your fucked up on valium and beer. This word is from the stiffie family.
What time is it?! STIFFY TIME!
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffy time tonight.
Why is it always stiffy time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffy time.
by StiffieSteve May 30, 2008
 
7.
Heterophobe - A total faggot who discriminates against normal, heterosexual people. Gay fags tend to be aggressive towards heterosexual people and don't understand that being hetero is a lifestyle choice.

Heterophobe poofters quite often band together and go straight bashing. This means they will beat someone based solely on their sexuality. It's almost as bad as racism against the white race.
"Fuck you gay fag Heterophobes, I'm going to get all my straight friends together and we're going to parade for hetero rights!"

"Not only am I a heterosexual, I'm also a Vaginatarian. But you wouldn't understand... Fucking gaybo."
by StiffieSteve May 30, 2008