7 definitions by Sticky_Green
The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.
Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.
Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!
Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....
Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!
Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....
Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
by Sticky_Green September 17, 2021
On board Royal Navy T class submarines Daddylads are the lads responsible for the learning of a lad, with the eventual potential outcome of making a clean lad out of him. Daddylads choose a lad wisely, based on certain specific qualities that can be nurtured. For example, fiestyness, a soft handshake and excellent genital cleanliness are all attributes that are favoured by a prospective daddylad. After several months learning at sea a lad may be proclaimed as clean, and even reach the status of being gooched.
Sailor A: I see that lads been claimed by a daddylad finally.
Sailor B: Aye shippers, he'll take some learning though by the looks of it. There's nothing better than a challenge to help pass the down time though eh?
Sailor C: I wager he'll be gooched by the end of deployment.
Sailor D: Only if he does as he is told, that daddylads a strict one!
Sailor B: Aye shippers, he'll take some learning though by the looks of it. There's nothing better than a challenge to help pass the down time though eh?
Sailor C: I wager he'll be gooched by the end of deployment.
Sailor D: Only if he does as he is told, that daddylads a strict one!
by Sticky_Green September 17, 2021
The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!
Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.
Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.
Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
by Sticky_Green September 17, 2021
The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!
Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.
Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.
Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
by Sticky_Green September 17, 2021
The phrase traditionally uttered by a male at the precise moment of ejaculation, post-vinegar stroke but pre-blurt.
by Sticky_Green September 18, 2021
To be incredibly obvious.
Man 1: That Boris is a cad isn't he?
Man2: You bet he is, in fact its as obvious as a huskies nipsy!
Man2: You bet he is, in fact its as obvious as a huskies nipsy!
by Sticky_Green January 7, 2022
To be 'made a lad of' , or to have a 'lad made out of him'. Originally conceived as an intellectual concept concerning the relationship (sexual or non-sexual) between a 'daddylad' and his 'lad' aboard a certain Royal Navy T class submarine in the early 2000's.
Sailor A: <sniggers> Sticky's gone to shake his lad early again shippers
Sailor B: <chuckles> yeah, he's certainly 'made a lad' out of Gooch. That's the third sexy shake he's learned him with in as many off-watches.
Sailor B: <chuckles> yeah, he's certainly 'made a lad' out of Gooch. That's the third sexy shake he's learned him with in as many off-watches.
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021