12 definitions by Sticky AKA
A celebration gone bad. When an actual cake is used, the suggestion is to smell the cake, then the recipient of the cake has their face pushed into it.
Jerry bought a Porsche thinking he had a promotion in the bag! Instead he got fired. Time to smell the cake.
by Sticky AKA August 20, 2016
"The" former girlfriend that you went out with for a long time, should have married but didn't, and today is the object of your secret, social-media only tryst. I mean, after all, you never see her anyway, even though you wish you could.
G: "Been in touch with Lucy?"
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
by Sticky AKA January 22, 2015
A stranger you befriend on Facebook that you have never met. You fall in love with them because their Facebook posts and interests totally turn you on but the moment you meet them in person, you realize this relationship is not forever...
Jim thought Antoinette's puppy video she posted was the cutest thing he ever saw, until he actually met her. Sadly, it was only Facebook love, she was a fantasy, she was just his facelover.
by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015
When you text or private message someone to the point you are in an odd relationship. You never speak, you never see each other really, you occasionally sext, and you develop feelings. However, if you ever actually do see each other, it's gonna be either booty or awkward. Trust me.
Shari and Marvin fell textinlove, but when they finally met at that seedy hotel room to break the ice, the thought of even banging each other was revolting!
by Sticky AKA July 27, 2019
BaruchHasheming is an endearing, and by definition religious way of thanking the lord for everything and anything by saying Baruch Hashem at the end of every sentence or writing BH" at the end of every text. It's mostly used by young, orthodox Jewish people, but is not restricted as such. Thanking the Lord day and night is a thing, right?
Shayndi: Look at your six children, so happy! Baruch Hashem! When is the 7th due?
Raizl: But that Burberry bag of yours! Where do you find such a bag?? Baruch Hashem! So fancy...
Tova: All this BaruchHasheming" has made me kvell!
Raizl: But that Burberry bag of yours! Where do you find such a bag?? Baruch Hashem! So fancy...
Tova: All this BaruchHasheming" has made me kvell!
by Sticky AKA October 24, 2019
A person who started out with nothing, became rich along the way, but still remains classless, filthy and lacks etiquette.
Bob has money to burn, but his greasy hair , stained shirt, smelly socks and unwashed hands clearly show he's a dirty nailer.
by Sticky AKA November 24, 2016
Clicksterbaiting is when someone has something of value for sale and posts it online just to seek a reaction when in reality they will never sell the item, they just want to have people say great things about it so they’ll feel good about themselves.
Jimmy had a first appearance of Spider-Man comic book. He posted pictures of it on his social with the caption “not sure if I should sell it or keep it!” He knew it was going anywhere, he was just clicksterbaiting.
by Sticky AKA May 9, 2022