1 definition by Steven Meatwad Gump

gueef

A dick fart, genital fart or male reproductive fart; Basiccally fart coming out of ur dick. if there is not cum, that means u are going to gueef, happens after sex usually.

Girl: CUM ON MY FACE NOW!

Boy: wait, how about i just gueef on your face instead

Girl: sounds better than cum!

by Steven Meatwad Gump April 1, 2008