15 definitions by Steve CHUTER

wunfa

The wunfa is the piece of skin between a womans vagina and rectum......
Because WUNFA that their guts would drop out.

If it wunfa me wunfa wouldn't have been invented.

by Steve CHUTER November 28, 2006

ruffy-tuffy

A "ruffy-tuffy" is a military person extremely rough and tough(hence the term).These ruffy-tuffies can crush grapes and rip tissue-paper with their bare fingers, and usually end up as bouncers in mother-care at the end of their army careers.

My brothers in the army and every week-end he bores me shit-less with all that ruffy-tuffy crap.Its sad I think hes' become army-barmy.

by Steve CHUTER November 26, 2006

clop

Cigarette. French slang.

"Clop?" "No I don't smoke thanks."

by Steve CHUTER November 4, 2006

shoof

to look at,watch,survey

"Could you shoof the baby while I roll a spliff love?"

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006

convoy-cock

Convoy-cock. Military term describing the hard-on you often get when you're in the back of an army lorry (or bus) rumbling down roads on your way to some military activity.

Jones, wipe that silly smile off your face!
Can't sir
Why not?
Convoy-cock sir
Oh, fair one.

by Steve CHUTER November 22, 2006

cabbage-kit

Cabbage-kit is camouflaged combat-wear that ruffy-tuffy military people wear.
Derogatory term used by anti-military types or self-mocking term used by squaddies themselves.

Look at those ruffy-tuffy squaddies in their cabbage-kit, they look really hard!!I think I'll join the army and be just like them.

by Steve CHUTER November 26, 2006

Peter-perfect

Derogatory term to describe some-one who believes he is perfect in all ways.

Your sisters'new boy-frend is a right Peter-perfect Nigel.

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006