1 definition by Steve's Buddy Tim
An individual who is completely oblivious to the awkward and often offensive nature of his behavior and style. Due to his high level of confidence and willingness to embrace new styles and personas with ease, unsuspecting bystanders may find themselves strangely attracted to the douche canoe. This is due to his vortex of douche upon which he proudly paddles through life.
Terry pulled up to the stoplight in his blacked out Mercedes and took a long drag off his vape pen. He turned toward his girlfriend and blew a great cloud of smoke into her face blocking her view while he winked and blew a kiss at her cousin riding in the back seat.
Sandy, I told you to get rid of this douche canoe. He is such a creep!
Sandy, I told you to get rid of this douche canoe. He is such a creep!
by Steve's Buddy Tim September 10, 2015