3 definitions by Steve Kane
Someone who aspires to be a dork or geek, but fails. While a dork is funny and clever, and a geek is smart and computer savvy, a nerd who attempts to be a dork ends up being annoying and when attempting to be a geek ends up being stupid. A nerd is a wannabe dork/geek.
"Hey, Mr. Geek, did you see that nerd? He was copying you, only doing a crappy job of doing so!"
"Yeah, I saw him, he was following that dork around, telling him dumb jokes and pissing him off."
"Yeah, I saw him, he was following that dork around, telling him dumb jokes and pissing him off."
by Steve Kane October 21, 2004
During the act of any form of intercourse, one mate puts his hand inside his own anus, pulls out feces, and yells, "Peanut Butter Pirate!" and slaps the feces into the other mate's eye.
by Steve Kane May 8, 2004
by Steve Kane September 22, 2004