58 definitions by Stephen W. Thomas
A large, round, mammal-like creature, known for his strange dancing and general attitude to life. How wonderful. Woodland Bear lives near the Ashdown Forest, close to his cousin Winnie. Also known as Woodland, WoodyB and Wooders.
Woodland Bear, Woodland Bear,
Is he here?
No, he's there.
Woodland Bear.
Is he here?
No, he's there.
Woodland Bear.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 21, 2005
1) A genteic mutation between a crab and a cabbage, creating an evil mutant vegetable with legs, claws and eyes.
2) A crab salad.
2) A crab salad.
1. 'Run for your lives! Godzilla is fighting a crabbage!'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'
by Stephen W. Thomas February 22, 2005
1) 'I wish I was a crabbage,
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
Kid:'I'm off to the pube.'
Parental Figure: 'With your little brother, of course.'
Kid: 'But he hates playing in the pube garden.'
Parental Figure: 'With your little brother, of course.'
Kid: 'But he hates playing in the pube garden.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 12, 2005
by Stephen W. Thomas June 30, 2005
Pronounced fook-uck, this is a term used to describe the popular townie clothing range. Also popular with wannabe townies and occasionally skownies.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004
FCUK is chavilicious!
by Stephen W. Thomas December 1, 2004