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Rushing bomb-site "B" on CS:GO's Dust 2 map is a popular but extremely poor tactic frequently used noobs and professionals alike when funds are running low on the Terrorist side. Bomb-site "B", which is far more confined than bomb-site "A", is theoretically easier to take with cheaper weapons that lack accuracy at long range. Sadly, most attempts to "rush B", especially when the Counter-Terrorists are expecting it, end in a massacre for the Terrorist side.

The term "rush b" is often shouted over voice chat, especially by Russian players, who tend to use this tactic more than American or European players for some reason.
"Boys, I think we need to spice up our strategy."

"Rush B!"
by SteamShovel November 29, 2020
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A contraction of 'my' and 'pleasure' stereotypically used by neckbeards and hopeless incels after performing a kind gesture for a woman way out of their league. The word is often accompanied by the user tipping their fedora, should they be wearing one.
Beautiful Woman: "Thank you so much for holding the door for me."
Neckbeard: "M'pleasure."
by SteamShovel November 28, 2020
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The Autosnipers (Automatic Sniper Rifles) are the two most expensive weapons in CS:GO (at $5000 each). As they are insanely accurate, have essentially no recoil, and have excellent armor penetration, they are considered to be the most busted guns in the game. Though they might seem like obvious choices, given their point-and-click nature, buying either of the autosnipers will have you labeled as a noob. They are considered no-skill weapons by all but the lowest-ranked players and rarely make their way into competitive play.
"Bro, did you just buy one of the autosnipers, you noob!"
"I clicked it by mistake, I swear!!!"
by SteamShovel November 29, 2020
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The most tilting iteration of the most tilting game franchise ever made, Counter-Strike: Global Offense, known as CS:GO by all but the most basic of normies, is one of the few games that will undoubtedly make every player question their own self-worth after the end of every match.

For context, it's one of the few FPS games where camping in a corner with a shotgun is not considered to be a pussy strategy, though you will still get flamed for doing it. Then again, you will also get flamed for using pretty much any gun other than the AK-47 (T) or M4A4 (CT). God help you if you use either of the autosnipers.
"You wanna play CS:GO?"

"Hell no, I have a life!"
by SteamShovel November 29, 2020
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A small amount of weight (1-20 lbs.) that feels heavy unexpectedly.
Yes, these are three pound weights and yes, they felt Harvey at one point today...
by SteamShovel May 14, 2020
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