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The Drum Treatment

A man is said to give a woman the 'Drum Treatment' when he finally gets his much desired chance to provide her with sexual pleasure. Derived from the popular Scottish simile "I'd like to beat her like a drum".
"God, Nina turns me on so much. Her legs are so perfect. I'd love to give her the Drum Treatment."

"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"
by Steam Machine February 9, 2008
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/mu/tants

Users of the /mu/ imageboard.
Alright /mu/tants, any of you vaginas heard the new Opeth album yet?
by Steam Machine April 29, 2008
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Sculpturaroo

Name used to describe a structure constructed entirely out of dinner cutlery. The origin of the term is rooted in events in Turkey where Japanese persons tried to pronounce the word "sculpture" in English.
"Timotharoo, you have made-aroo a Sculpturaroo!"
by Steam Machine February 7, 2008
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Hakuna Matata

A popular insult used by French people to Americans roughly translated as "I will have my revenge against you".
American: "I'm gonna get you, Pepe le Bitch!"
Frenchman: "Hakuna Matata, bitches!"
by Steam Machine February 7, 2008
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nomenclature

A women's physical assets - used especially when describing a large buttock area.
How's about we finish up for today and have a good old time juggling my nomenclature?
by Steam Machine September 10, 2007
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Tidy Up

Somebody holding a deck of cards will offer to play "Tidy Up" and the gullible unsuspecting victim, thinking that this is a card game, will take up the offer. Then the person with the cards will throw the cards all over the floor and then order the victim to "tidy up". The game can also similarly be titled "Clean up", "Janitor", "Cleaner", or "Vaccuum".
Ross: "Wanna play Tidy Up?"
Deb: "How d'you play that?"
Ross: "I'll show you"
Deb: "Okay"
Ross throws the cards in his hand over the floor
Ross: "Tidy Up!"
by Steam Machine February 9, 2008
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Dotcom Fucking Ruff

A common compilation of the three easiest phrases to pronounce when one is really really ticked off.
"God, I hate that electrician so so motherfucking much!. Ergg! Kurt. Cunt. Dotcom Fucking Ruff Motherfucking Dick Cunt Cuntscratching Fuck!!"
by Steam Machine February 9, 2008
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