Definitions by Steam Machine
spurrier
verb (used with object) -- To leave a college football coaching job for the NFL, coach two years in the league, then return to college football with another school in the same division in the same conference as the school you left.
spurrier by Steam Machine December 12, 2008
Justice Cross
A glowstick in the shape of a cross. Christened so (pardon the pun) on account of the fact that Justice handed out glowsticks in the shape of crosses at all their concerts since the release of their first LP "Cross" in 2007.
"Hehe, you'd think they were handing out contraceptives. The Justice Crosses come in a bag that looks like a johnny packet."
Justice Cross by Steam Machine February 10, 2008
Marble House
Like the phrase "marble town" is used to refer to a graveyard, 'marble house' is used to refer to a single grave. And like the term 'marble town' is used to comfort those who have lost a loved one, 'marble house' is an equally comforting euphemism. (Also, incidently, "Marble House" is a kickass song by Swedish band The Knife from their album 'Silent Shout').
"Don't worry Martha... James isn't really gone. He's just resting in his marble house. He's safe, Martha. I promise."
Marble House by Steam Machine February 9, 2008
Dotcom Fucking Ruff
A common compilation of the three easiest phrases to pronounce when one is really really ticked off.
"God, I hate that electrician so so motherfucking much!. Ergg! Kurt. Cunt. Dotcom Fucking Ruff Motherfucking Dick Cunt Cuntscratching Fuck!!"
Dotcom Fucking Ruff by Steam Machine February 9, 2008
The Drum Treatment
A man is said to give a woman the 'Drum Treatment' when he finally gets his much desired chance to provide her with sexual pleasure. Derived from the popular Scottish simile "I'd like to beat her like a drum".
"God, Nina turns me on so much. Her legs are so perfect. I'd love to give her the Drum Treatment."
"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"
"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"
The Drum Treatment by Steam Machine February 9, 2008
Bjork Nazi
A person who has a distinct difficulty listening to singers who are unique and creative in their singing style, particularly female singers, such as Bjork or Karin Dreijer. As such, they will refuse to try any band or vocalist who sings even remotely different than the way Rihanna or any other drab pop artist does.
"God, you're making a big mistake not listening to bands like The Knife just because the vocalist sings kinda strangely sometimes. You're such a Bjork Nazi."
Bjork Nazi by Steam Machine February 9, 2008