A female that
deserves a pat on the back for achieving so much
publicity for doing so little.
Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness
in the Big Brother
house, by using lard
as sun screen.
Later married a cretin
, who shares equal
intelligence) and had a kid
in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.
Released her own full priced perfume called 'Shhh
' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds.
No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig
Appears to be completely harmless, quite
likable and without any special self-goal, she is still
waste of space.
She is nowhere near
as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona