A female that deserves a pat on the back for achieving so much publicity for doing so little.
Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness in the Big Brother
house, by using lard as sun screen.
Later married a cretin (Jeff Brazier
, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid
Continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.
Released her own full priced perfume called 'Shhh
' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds.
No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig
Appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of space.
She is nowhere near as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona
After 20 years of drug abuse, including acid
, methamphetamine, heroin
, the patient nearly matched the IQ levels of Jade Goody.