2 definitions by Stan Hammers

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A person(if you can even call them human) who is half Mormon and half Jewish. These people have been known to be extremely sheisty and have great mind control capabilities. A morew will do anything to ruin the Christian religion and achieve monetary and influenctial gain. Their only known weaknesses are working, caffiene, and non-kosher foods. A morew are most often seen riding bikes in black dress pants, white shirt, black ties, with funny cloth on the back-top half of their heads. If you see a morew exercise caution. If a morew's sinister voice is heard it could lead to conversion to morewism and the loss of all your money.
It is said the anti-christ will be born of two full bloodied morews.
by Stan Hammers March 23, 2007

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Basically a reverse shocker. It's when a man or a woman gives a female mammal sexual stimulation via both their ass hole and vaginal cavity. This is done by applying the index finger into the snatch of the female mammal, bending the middle finger back into the palm of the hand, then applying the ring and pinky finger into the bum-hole of the being. In short it is "One for the pink, two for the stink". One of the more pleasurable sexual acts one could preform on a Morman.
Smell my fingers, my index smells like fish while my ring and pinky smell like shit. That's because I gave the bishops wife the doza.
by Stan Hammers March 23, 2007

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