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A person(if you can even call them human) who is half Mormon and half Jewish. These people have been known to be extremely sheisty and have great mind control capabilities. A morew will do anything to ruin the Christian religion and achieve monetary and influenctial gain. Their only known weaknesses are working, caffiene, and non-kosher foods. A morew are most often seen riding bikes in black dress pants, white shirt, black ties, with funny cloth on the back-top half of their heads. If you see a morew exercise caution. If a morew's sinister voice is heard it could lead to conversion to morewism and the loss of all your money.
It is said the anti-christ will be born of two full bloodied morews.
by Stan Hammers March 23, 2007
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