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2 definitions by Staldo

 
1.
Portmanteau of "geek" and "judging".

It describes an instance when one geek with a sad pop culture obsession is judged by another geek to be below him on some social ladder even though he also has a pop culture obsession that to the outside observer is equally sad.
Space 1999 fan:You collect Alien Nation memorabilia? That's really pathetic.
Alien Nation fan:Man, stop gudging.
by Staldo November 24, 2010
 
2.
Intense sexual arousal at an inopportune time, resulting in the urge in a male to go to a private spot and masturbate, often with lotion.
I got a serious lotion emotion from that married girl that trained me in on the new phone system at work.
by Staldo May 21, 2010