2 definitions by Squirrels_in_my_pants

Madden

When you tell the boys you can't hang because your franchise is going to the Super Bowl, but really you just want to make out with your girl.

"I can't bake cookies and play games tonight; I got Madden."

(n)
A properly conforming noun when compared to a mating description or object.

My girlfriend is a shoe in fit with the Mormons due to her regular workout routine, lack of coffee consumption, and kind personality