3 definitions by Squiddi Tentacolo

samantha

damn!

Samantha: "Good afternoon!"
Nick: "damn!"

by Squiddi Tentacolo November 24, 2021

kaghlen

Hornier than the brass section of a marching band, Kaghlen lives to fuck and fucks to live. When he sets his eyes on a girl, there's no stopping him, regardless of her marital status. He has a particular taste for, uh, "mature women", and will hit on your mom given the opportunity. Still, there is a big heart behind his ludicrous sex drive. Just make sure your mom's not home when he comes over to hang out.

Sam "Hey Giada, who's that man talking to your mom?"

Giada "Oh no, it's Kaghlen!"

by Squiddi Tentacolo November 24, 2021

Giada

Simply put, Giada is someone who trifles. Day in, day out, 24/7, 365. Always giggling and never up to any good, her antics are bankrolled by her parents, which honestly seem like really nice people. Giada is her name, trifling is her game, and she won't let anyone stand in her way. Well, a few people. She likes her sad girl hours, but hey, she's earned it. Keep on trifling, you magnificent bastard you.

Kaghlen: "Ayo, who's that chick TRIFLING over there?"

Josh: "Do you even have to ask? That's Giada."

by Squiddi Tentacolo November 24, 2021