skateboard Christian

Catchall term for wholesome kids who don some sort of subculture garb and slightly adopt an "alternative" lifestyle (skater gear, punk-ish music) in order to win over new recruits to Christianity.

Patrick Fugit's character in the movie "Saved" is a skateboard Christian

by Squeentips June 15, 2009

Accidental Floss

When someone performs oral sex on another person and gets a pubic hair stuck in his or her teeth.

Georgia didn't trim down south before our last hookup. As a result, I got some accidental floss 'tween my teeth.

by Squeentips November 10, 2010

theocracy

Government by Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

The show Malcolm and Eddie would never have gotten on the air if we did not live in a Theocracy.

by Squeentips January 02, 2007