Definitions by Squashybead2217
Afghani wishing well
The Afghani wishing well is the act of pissing into someone's mouth before they gargle it out as you whisper a wish you into their ear.
Guy: "Alright, so I want a PS5."
Girl: "DID YOU PISS IN MY MOUTH!?"
Guy: "Yeah, it's the Afghani wishing well."
Girl: "DID YOU PISS IN MY MOUTH!?"
Guy: "Yeah, it's the Afghani wishing well."
Afghani wishing well by Squashybead2217 May 9, 2026
Pacific blowhole
The art of ejaculating in someone's belly button before slapping their stomach hard enough to cause the cum to come out like a blowhole.
Guy: "Mind if I do a Pacific blowhole on you tonight?"
Girl: "I'd rather you rip my womb out with your bare hands."
Girl: "I'd rather you rip my womb out with your bare hands."
Pacific blowhole by Squashybead2217 May 9, 2026
Brap & Slap
Brap & Slap by Squashybead2217 May 1, 2026
Hiding the snake
Hiding the snake is a game played in the closet usually in the dark where two people (usually male) grab each others dicks and hide the heads in each other's foreskin. This act can also be known as docking, but unlike docking, both people are usually flaccid. In turn, hiding the snake.
Guy 1: Hey, I just got done hiding the snake in my closet with uncle barry!
Guy 2: No, you fucking idiot, you got molested.
Guy 2: No, you fucking idiot, you got molested.
Hiding the snake by Squashybead2217 October 13, 2025
Alaskan Bullworm
No, not the spongebob bull worm but the act of shitting in the snow with the length of at least 4 feet. Preferably in the lawn of someone you hate, or if they were born in texas.
Alaskan Bullworm by Squashybead2217 October 13, 2025
Twitter community note
A witter community note is when a tweet is so false and so incorrect that people in twitter forget their disagreements for a second just to prove someone, or even YOU wrong. Finding a twitter community note is basically finding a seal of approval that whatever you have seen is made purely out of stupidity.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen this tweet? I can't believe how accurate it is.
Guy 2: It's wrong, that has a Twitter community note on it you fucking dipshit.
Guy 2: It's wrong, that has a Twitter community note on it you fucking dipshit.
Twitter community note by Squashybead2217 May 27, 2024
Stanley Cup
Its a big cup with two much hype. Its a 40Oz cup that got recalled because of a lead issue. It was originally made in the early 1900s and is now in common with mostly white women. They have a craze in the late 2023 early 2024.
Stanley Cup by Squashybead2217 February 21, 2024