2 definitions by SquareMoogle

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An extremely obese mass of flesh that is collectively thought of as human. To qualify for hambeast, the being must be 100 lbs. overweight, but the minimum can travel downwards if the hambeast tries to "show their stuff" when there is glaringly too much of "it."
Snowpony, lose some weight you damn hambeast.
by SquareMoogle February 16, 2005

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MSO
To /kill or /kick a person due to TEXT (ON THE INTERNET).
<Bender> !yiff MrStonedOne
* Bender was kicked by coffeebot (Use of That Command On That Nick Not Allowed)
<Fry> You just got MSO'd!
by SquareMoogle May 24, 2007

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