1 definition by SpoonerBooner

When your male or female partner uses a fidget spinner on the woman's pussy to pleasure her instead of using your/her hands. Created in the 21st Century when some dipshit created a fucking fidget toy for the autistic kids. It became a smash hit and is uses every night by your dad on your mom's puss.
Last night, I was totally Fidget Fucking Linsey
by SpoonerBooner June 11, 2017
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