3 definitions by SplumCannon2000

maricrotcha

A mix between marijuana and mitochondria. Essentially a weed powerhouse.

Last night I smoked some dank maricrotcha.

by SplumCannon2000 December 13, 2017

Meat Sick

The common illness of slutty girls. When you take too much dick in too short of time and your body starts shutting down and rejecting anything that resembles a dick, including meat. Commonly known as dick sick.

Dude 1: "Broooo, have you seen Brooklyn since the orgy??
Dude 2: "Nahhh dude, but I saw she was getting pegged like a pin cushion"
Dude 1: " Yea broski, she's totally Meat Sick... She can't even look at a cucumber"

by SplumCannon2000 October 13, 2016

Pap Rocks

The art of passing both ejaculate and kidney stones onto your significant other's face.

The other night, I let my husband pass his bloody Pap Rocks all over my face.

by SplumCannon2000 May 18, 2016