4 definitions by Splicstx
An dictionary in the internet with a wide variety of categories from formal historic words from the bible to modern colloquial abbreviations. This dictionary is often unreliable because everyone can add a new word publicly without any references.
Person 1: "Why did you check Urban Dictionary?"
Person 2: "So I can have a lot of fun making a random new word, and looking at other people's jokes and **** about words. You will know why dude, just check Urban Dictionary."
Person 2: "So I can have a lot of fun making a random new word, and looking at other people's jokes and **** about words. You will know why dude, just check Urban Dictionary."
by Splicstx March 1, 2017
Verb:
1. Literally telling someone to suck their own flesh and blood.
2. Trying to infer how someone is unprofessional in a certain category that they suck at it by the literal meaning
1. Literally telling someone to suck their own flesh and blood.
2. Trying to infer how someone is unprofessional in a certain category that they suck at it by the literal meaning
someone retarded: (dabs)
someone less retarded: go suck yourself, its 2017 and dab is dead
someone retarded: (literally suck his own arm)
someone less retarded: go suck yourself, its 2017 and dab is dead
someone retarded: (literally suck his own arm)
by Splicstx November 14, 2017
Something that you should do or maybe told to do when you suck at something more than that person or got backfired that you have to suck your body up physically and feel like you are about to suicide
A: Your face is so retarded like your ex...
B: At least my face is not as retarded as your existence... Shut up and suck yourself
A: (Sucking noises... Chocking noises... Nothing...)
B: At least my face is not as retarded as your existence... Shut up and suck yourself
A: (Sucking noises... Chocking noises... Nothing...)
by Splicstx September 15, 2017
You are so bored to the death that you decided to search up this word on Urban Dictionary , where you finish all the possible patterns you can type on your keyboard.
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Cool Dude: Aye! What did you do over the summer?
Retardation: I tried to search up... "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzzxcvbnmlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolppolikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqazzaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilopplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq" on Urban Dictionary but there are no results...
Cool Dude: Why the hell would you do that? You could have at least search up other words such as Fortnite!
Retardation: Because I was just tryna make sure that no one added that word. And I can add a new, special, completely unique word on Urban Dictionary! Isn't that amazing?
Cool Dude: You should have sucked yourself instead... You welcome! ;)
Retardation: I tried to search up... "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzzxcvbnmlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolppolikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqazzaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilopplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq" on Urban Dictionary but there are no results...
Cool Dude: Why the hell would you do that? You could have at least search up other words such as Fortnite!
Retardation: Because I was just tryna make sure that no one added that word. And I can add a new, special, completely unique word on Urban Dictionary! Isn't that amazing?
Cool Dude: You should have sucked yourself instead... You welcome! ;)
by Splicstx August 7, 2018