5 definitions by Splatharri

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A male homosexual - (Chiefly British, Slang, Derog.)

(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).
You can tell that geezer over there is a 'chutney farmer' by the way he walks!
by Splatharri September 20, 2006

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Said upon discovering that an individual is not as unintelligent as initially thought. (Chiefly (NW) British Isles, slang, could be construed as complimentary)
"Eee! I thought you were as thick as two short planks, but it turns out you're not as green as you're cabbage looking"
by Splatharri March 29, 2010

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The irritating phrase repeated relentlessly by an individual who has blatantly asked you for advice or a demonstration on a given subject and proceeds then to dismiss everything you tell them (often cutting you off mid-sentence) in a feeble attempt at not appearing as unknowledgeable as you clearly know them to be; thus culminating with said individual's arrogance preventing them from gleaning any information from you whatsoever.
You: So Andrew, to begin with we need to engage stage B...

Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!

You: ...then move on to instigate phase...

Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!

You: ...two of the...

Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!

You: ...process. *Sighs*
by Splatharri July 30, 2010

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(British colloquial slang)

(Pronounced as 'mother') Descriptive of heavy falling snow (though not nearly as severe as a blizzard).
"The snowfall was quite light ten minutes ago, but now it's really starting to puther".
by Splatharri March 29, 2010

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Cockney rhyming slang for 'jewelry'. Often shortened to just 'tom'.
"Seems like the victim had some tom foolery taken as well..."
by Splatharri February 01, 2013

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