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5 definitions by Splatharri

 
1.
A male homosexual - (Chiefly British, Slang, Derog.)

(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).
You can tell that geezer over there is a 'chutney farmer' by the way he walks!
by Splatharri September 20, 2006
 
2.
Said upon discovering that an individual is not as unintelligent as initially thought. (Chiefly (NW) British Isles, slang, could be construed as complimentary)
"Eee! I thought you were as thick as two short planks, but it turns out you're not as green as you're cabbage looking"
by Splatharri March 29, 2010
 
3.
The irritating phrase repeated relentlessly by an individual who has blatantly asked you for advice or a demonstration on a given subject and proceeds then to dismiss everything you tell them (often cutting you off mid-sentence) in a feeble attempt at not appearing as unknowledgeable as you clearly know them to be; thus culminating with said individual's arrogance preventing them from gleaning any information from you whatsoever.
You: So Andrew, to begin with we need to engage stage B...

Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!

You: ...then move on to instigate phase...

Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!

You: ...two of the...

Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!

You: ...process. *Sighs*
by Splatharri July 30, 2010
 
4.
(British colloquial slang)

(Pronounced as 'mother') Descriptive of heavy falling snow (though not nearly as severe as a blizzard).
"The snowfall was quite light ten minutes ago, but now it's really starting to puther".
by Splatharri March 29, 2010
 
5.
Cockney rhyming slang for 'jewelry'. Often shortened to just 'tom'.
"Seems like the victim had some tom foolery taken as well..."
by Splatharri February 01, 2013