a terrible disease. SUTS
stands for Sudden
Urge To Spin
. people with the disease have sudden spin
they must spin
, whether they are standing,running, walking,having intercourse, rope climbing, praying, preying, fighting bandits, watching porn, washing a boat, riding a bike,skateboarding, sitting on the toilet, hugging grandma, getting a tattoo, performing
surgery, incubating eggs, drawings dinosaurs, standing with a knife
in a crowd, at war, bolwing, scuba diving, performing
a WROGE, caressing someone, slow dancing, making out with a girl, while receiving
road head, watching SNL, playing
Rock Band, enjoying lemonade, voting, shaking hands with Barack Obama,taking a shower, driving, or any other situations
you can think of. SUTS
can be very dangerous.there are 3 types
1- people suddenly spin
, but can control the urge with medication.
2- people spin
uncontrollably at random times. medication is the only way to keep SUTS
T2 under control.
3- you just spin
. forever. until you die.
Not to be confused with HALF-SUTS
which is spinning
180 degrees to avoid a nasty bitch but blaming
it on your disease.
"holy shit, joey
got SUTS and died!"
SUTS and i am a world famous ballerina!"
"my old baby sitter had SUTS, she used
to pick me up and spin, it was fun."