Spike Morrison's definitions
When you place dirty dishes in somebodies dishwasher and they come and re-arrange them as soon as you have done it.
After dinner Karen cleared away the dishes and filled the dishwasher only to have Linda re-arrange them, challanging Karen to Dishwasher Chess.
by Spike Morrison November 8, 2009
Get the dishwasher chessmug. short nap usually taken before a night out before "battle commences" with the objective of having more energy later.
Steve: What time are we going out on the piss tonight?
Martin: I am Knackered so I am having a combat kip before we go.
Martin: I am Knackered so I am having a combat kip before we go.
by Spike Morrison February 1, 2010
Get the combat kipmug. When a man leans forward, legs apart and has his nackers slapped from side to side by another person.
by Spike Morrison May 13, 2006
Get the scuppermug. by Spike Morrison November 8, 2009
Get the clatbagmug.