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Older attractive women, usually who are in their 30s-50s, who are pedophiles. These women usually have an interest for young boys and their son’s friends.
Alex: Dude. Jayden’s mom is so weird. I was sleeping last night and I felt something climb on me, it was Jayden’s mom! I swear she was trying to have sex with me
Peter: Alex.. we all know Jayden has a total pedomommy
Peter: Alex.. we all know Jayden has a total pedomommy
by Spergs June 26, 2023
Get the Pedomommy mug.The most annoying side of TikTok you will ever land upon. They have stupid retarded jokes and the entire place is full of trannies with infected axe wounds and aging gay men who still try to convince themselves they’re a youthful twink. The jokes you’d land upon on floptok is “girl yes! Slay pussy cum! Millie Bobbie brown just ran me over- uhm Chile anyways so-“. Once you fall into the pit you can’t escape.
Andy: *Tells a funny joke*
Jessie: GIRL- YES- Millie Bobbie brown will run you over ;-;-
Andy: kill yourself floptok tranny.
Jessie: GIRL- YES- Millie Bobbie brown will run you over ;-;-
Andy: kill yourself floptok tranny.
by Spergs January 22, 2023
Get the Floptok mug.1. The combination of the word smile and giggle both combined to make smiggles
2. The name of a store targeted for children in Australia
3. The online alias of the Sandy Hook shooter ( Adam Lanza ) on Shockedbeyondbelief.com
(Disclaimer!! It was actually Smiggles not Smiggle but what’s the difference?)
2. The name of a store targeted for children in Australia
3. The online alias of the Sandy Hook shooter ( Adam Lanza ) on Shockedbeyondbelief.com
(Disclaimer!! It was actually Smiggles not Smiggle but what’s the difference?)
Alice: Mom can we go to Smiggle on the weekend?
Alice’s mom: sure honey. Just ask your dad first, of course!
Alice’s mom: sure honey. Just ask your dad first, of course!
by Spergs June 19, 2023
Get the Smiggle mug.Mod: I just got myself a new discord puppy! I have 4 now on my list.
Normal user: Wtf is a Discord Puppy?…
Mod: The male version of Discord Kitten! *takes off fedora*
Normal user: That’s gay as hell
Normal user: Wtf is a Discord Puppy?…
Mod: The male version of Discord Kitten! *takes off fedora*
Normal user: That’s gay as hell
by Spergs December 16, 2022
Get the Discord Puppy mug.When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
Get the Down the road mug.Adam was diagnosed with Autism at 5 and went through many special need courses until he decided to be homeschooled until when he was a teen, and was bullied for being the weird kid in HS. He was mostly seen wearing khaki pants, a blue shirt (He liked to step over his boundaries and wear one with white stripes) and he was also known to carry a briefcase.
Adam was his mommy’s little boy and the authority of the household, his mom would please his whine and bicker, even if it was impractical. His parents divorced when he was 17, causing Adam to drop out of college and become a full time basement dweller.
It is a MYTH that Adam had no friends! Adam managed to make ONE friend (Clap it up everybody!). The friendship was short lived after they got in an argument. After that, both stopped seeing each other.
On the 14th of December in 2012, Adam began his little autism rampage and poured 2-4 bullets into his mommy’s head and then made his way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and he’s homebound to Sandy Hook Elementary to put a bullet in the brains and chests of 20 kindergarteners and 6 adults and then committing heroism (suicide) with the same weapon.
Funniest part is that though Adam was dead, making his kill count 28 people (including him), he had his brother’s Ryan Lanza’s ID on him which led the police to think Ryan was the perpetrator. (How?) Ryan was taken by the police for a short amount of time until they had realised it was Adam not Ryan.
Adam was his mommy’s little boy and the authority of the household, his mom would please his whine and bicker, even if it was impractical. His parents divorced when he was 17, causing Adam to drop out of college and become a full time basement dweller.
It is a MYTH that Adam had no friends! Adam managed to make ONE friend (Clap it up everybody!). The friendship was short lived after they got in an argument. After that, both stopped seeing each other.
On the 14th of December in 2012, Adam began his little autism rampage and poured 2-4 bullets into his mommy’s head and then made his way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and he’s homebound to Sandy Hook Elementary to put a bullet in the brains and chests of 20 kindergarteners and 6 adults and then committing heroism (suicide) with the same weapon.
Funniest part is that though Adam was dead, making his kill count 28 people (including him), he had his brother’s Ryan Lanza’s ID on him which led the police to think Ryan was the perpetrator. (How?) Ryan was taken by the police for a short amount of time until they had realised it was Adam not Ryan.
by Spergs June 19, 2023
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