5 definitions by Speedsmoker69

Ring around the thumb

When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb

Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .

Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

fucksaltin

To masturbate using soap till the penis is raw

Oh man i spent an hour in the shower last night fucksaltin.
My girlfriend asked why my dick was so red and blistered I said I fucksalted again.
I heard my brother screaming in the shower he was fucksaltin.

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

shittosser

When a guy jumps off the diving board in mid air pulls his shorts down and squirt a flying shit at his girlfriend

Me did a double flip shittosser at the ol bag one right on her back bullseye!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

the capishee

When you u 2 fingers up her pussy or up a

donnys asshole

His girlfriend gave him the capishee 2x .

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

cumsmolder

A very fowl smell of crank farts spit and cum trapped in your pants .

That homeless man got rolled up and left for cumsmoldering.

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023