Speedog 2's definitions

P2P

Acronym: person to person. Sexual contact between two or more persons without a barrier device, such as a condom.

Kevin's date with Patti ended early when she refused to go p2p.

by Speedog 2 January 2, 2011

crackanoia

Noun: a crack cocaine-induced state of paranoia, usually temporary.

“Frank’s repeated binges and resultant crackanoia got him booted from Pete’s crib.”

by Speedog 2 January 20, 2011

ATP

Ash Tray Pussy: malodorous feminine genital aroma resulting from excessive smoking.

Karen could significantly increase her re-date numbers if she could only lose her ATP.

by Speedog 2 December 19, 2010

J bomb

Noun: a Jägerbomb - a shot of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of Red Bull and immediately swallowed.

Stacy's obsessive consumption of Jäegerbombs earned her the nickname "J bomb".

by Speedog 2 January 24, 2011

BOGO

American slang: Blow One, Get One. Oral sex performed in exchange for a favor or an item.

Dawn got a dub for the BOGO she did on Gary.

by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010

schmeplicate

Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.

Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."

by Speedog 2 January 17, 2011

rope nazi

Noun: the goon who controls the velvet rope at the entrance to innumerable pretentious nightclubs; admitting only the favored few while rejecting the unhip-du-jour. Synonymous with "checklist nazi" in instances when the goon can actually read above a third-grade level.

Curtis the rope nazi at Alias was notorious for sliding the "inside" in exchange for a C-note from a dude, or a blow job from a chick.

by Speedog 2 February 19, 2011