Speedog 2's definitions

schmeplicate

Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.

Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."

by Speedog 2 January 17, 2011

BOGO

American slang: Blow One, Get One. Oral sex performed in exchange for a favor or an item.

Dawn got a dub for the BOGO she did on Gary.

by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010

crackanoia

Noun: a crack cocaine-induced state of paranoia, usually temporary.

“Frank’s repeated binges and resultant crackanoia got him booted from Pete’s crib.”

by Speedog 2 January 20, 2011

P2P

Acronym: person to person. Sexual contact between two or more persons without a barrier device, such as a condom.

Kevin's date with Patti ended early when she refused to go p2p.

by Speedog 2 January 2, 2011

ATP

Ash Tray Pussy: malodorous feminine genital aroma resulting from excessive smoking.

Karen could significantly increase her re-date numbers if she could only lose her ATP.

by Speedog 2 December 19, 2010

conmercial

Noun: a television, radio, print or internet commercial produced and promulgated with the specific intent to deceive, mislead or confuse the viewer in regard to the motives, purposes and/or activities of the entity producing the commercial. Particularly ubiquitous among political parties, energy conglomerates, tobacco companies, and other large organizations whose primary operation is likely to incur negative public opinion or regulatory scrutiny.

“Ever since the general public became aware of the consequences of global warming, big oil and its dependents have produced one conmercial after another to divert attention from, and discourage any alternatives to, their carbon intensive, environmentally detrimental practices.”

by Speedog 2 February 21, 2011

car accident

Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.

Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".

by Speedog 2 January 4, 2011