17 definitions by Speedog 2

Top Definition
Acronym: person to person. Sexual contact between two or more persons without a barrier device, such as a condom.
Kevin's date with Patti ended early when she refused to go p2p.
by Speedog 2 January 01, 2011
Ash Tray Pussy: malodorous feminine genital aroma resulting from excessive smoking.
Karen could significantly increase her re-date numbers if she could only lose her ATP.
by Speedog 2 December 17, 2010
Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.
Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".
by Speedog 2 January 04, 2011
Noun: human or animal rectum utilized as a temporary receptacle for the concealed transportation of contraband or illegal items through a zone or period of inspection for such items, most especially at international airports and during international flights.
"Gary really had to keep it undercover for like 6 hours, but his carry on bag didn't let the band down."
by Speedog 2 November 12, 2010
American slang: Blow One, Get One. Oral sex performed in exchange for a favor or an item.
Dawn got a dub for the BOGO she did on Gary.
by Speedog 2 December 17, 2010
Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.
Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."
by Speedog 2 January 16, 2011
Noun: a malodorous feminine genital aroma/taste resulting from excessive smoking.
Ashtray pussy syndrome has resulted in a rate of second date cancellations/no-shows roughly paralleling the rate of smoking among young American females since the mid-1980's.
by Speedog 2 December 24, 2010

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