4 definitions by Spazmatic rifle

When you never shave so your girlfriend has to search for your flaccid penis amongst your overgrown public hair.
Hey babe do you want to play a game of Vietnamese hide n seek
by Spazmatic rifle February 19, 2021
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Extreme sexual act when you perform 69 while cart wheeling.
Me and my girlfriend got freaky and starting wagon wheeling around the house.
by Spazmatic rifle February 16, 2021
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When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes
I gave my girlfriend a chewbacca surprise and went blind afterwards.
by Spazmatic rifle February 19, 2021
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When you fill a balloon with your cum and give it to someone then you pop it over them creating a cumsplosion
He gave me a balloon but it was a cumsplosion
by Spazmatic rifle February 19, 2021
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