Wagon Wheeling

To go out drinking at gay bars. Derived from The John Waters movie Female Trouble. Aunt Ida tries to persuade her straight nephew Gator to go to the Wagon Wheel , a gay bar. She implores him "Come to Wagon Wheel bar with me?!"

" let's go Wagon Wheeling!" Or " shall we go wheeling?"

by Izzy Hirschorn March 29, 2014

Wagon wheels

If one's balls are bigger than their penis, they are called wagon wheels. In reference to the beloved flat and phat biscuits in which they are named after.

Oi did you see Mitch's nuts? Yeah, the blokes got wagon wheels.

by Real_mj October 25, 2020

Wagon Wheels

A street term for round white generic 2mg alprazolam (xanax) pills.

Yo, what's the ticket on those wagon wheels man?

I just popped a few wagon wheels and I can barely walk.

by Eatingdrugsalot February 27, 2011

Wagon Wheel

The act of gathering in a circle and passing around a handle of Jack Daniels while "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medicine Show plays on repeat. Wagon Wheeling ends when the bottle is finished.

My friends and I wanted to get drunk fast last night, so we wagon wheeled before going out.

by ak144 October 6, 2010

wagon wheel

When a group of gentleman arrange in a circle, and gingerly touch the tips of their peni. It’s not gay, just more like a special handshake or an expression of joy.

“Good job on securing that recent win, chum! Shall we celebrate by forming a wagon wheel?”

by Dane Hansen August 7, 2012

Wagon Wheeled

Sticking flowers up someones butthole while spoon-feeding them grits and screaming "Hunker Down!"

I wagon wheeled the fuck out of his gooch last night.

by Darrell Roberts September 19, 2011

Wagon Wheels

(Noun). If your nuts are bigger than your penis, they're Wagon Wheels. In referrance to the well know flat and phat chocolate biscuits.

"Hey did you see Mitchell's nuts? The blokes got Wagon Wheels."

by Real_mj October 25, 2020