11 definitions by SpanglyCharly

Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction

Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night

by SpanglyCharly October 12, 2019

Thumby

Australian sexual slang referring to the act of using one's thumb to bring your partner to climax

You know Sarah? Oh yeah Davros's sista? Yeah, She gave me a mighty fine Thumby last night over in Bendigo.

by SpanglyCharly January 30, 2021

Purple Karlsson

When whilst using performance enhancers one's penis is sat upon until numb before participating in any sexual activity

Man, that Judy gives a mean Purple Karlsson

by SpanglyCharly April 2, 2022

Ding-a-lingus

The act of bringing sexual satisfaction to another man using only the tip of one's penis to brace against the other's shaft until completion

Nate: "God damn that man gave me the best Ding-a-lingus I've ever had. I don't think any woman could bring me as much pleasure!"

by SpanglyCharly February 6, 2021

Fangelo

A derogatory term used by hetero or closeted Italian men when referring to openly homosexual Italian men. Initially coined in the early 1920s after the sweet soda-like beverage it's named after.

Hey Giovanni, did you know that Tony Campanelli is a fawkin Fangelo?!?

by SpanglyCharly August 20, 2020

Blimpie

Where an individual uses a thin or Capri Sun like straw then proceeds to insert it into the tip of a man's penis and then blows with tremendous force to inflate the penis like a balloon animal

Yo dawg my dick is sore from yesterday
Oh yeah why's that?

You know Rachel from the Pawn shop?
That smokin redhead?
Yeah
She gave me a blimpie and I don't know how to feel about it

by SpanglyCharly April 1, 2021

Phantom Stroke

Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.

Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.

by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018