2 definitions by Soviet.loli

Goldilocks

The action you perform when you ejaculate into a girls nose and she snorts it up and spits it out containing the contents of her crusty snot making whats called a "Goldilocks", representing the porridge in the movie.

For my boyfriends birthday, i told him to cum in my nose and I showed him a Goldilocks,
He left me after.

by Soviet.loli March 18, 2018

Screenshitted

When you send a friend a photo of you on the toilet and they screenshot the photo

“I can’t believe you screenshitted that pic, I had my dick out and everything”

by Soviet.loli December 2, 2022