Souper Rare's definitions
When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.
Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
by Souper Rare April 28, 2022
Get the The Turtle's Kissmug. Communist covid propaganda (CCP) is the style of propaganda generated by the West Taiwanese government at the outset of the coronavirus pandemic whereby video footage showed people dropping dead in the streets and people in biohazard suits sterilising streets and buildings en masse. Initially high numbers of deaths were reported by the West Taiwanese government, but they seem to be one of the few countries in the world that have "reduced their number of cases" enough that it is no longer newsworthy - this is unlikely due to effective crisis management.
Despite the spread of the virus globally, there have been few, if any such incidents (people dying in the streets/mass sterilisation squads etc.) elsewhere in the world.
This propaganda was likely intended to frighten people around the world, including governments, so as to destabilise and cripple them whilst providing West Taiwan free reign to accelerate their progress toward being the world's superpower.
Despite the spread of the virus globally, there have been few, if any such incidents (people dying in the streets/mass sterilisation squads etc.) elsewhere in the world.
This propaganda was likely intended to frighten people around the world, including governments, so as to destabilise and cripple them whilst providing West Taiwan free reign to accelerate their progress toward being the world's superpower.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that 420 people dropped dead from covid in Tiananmen Square on their way home from work?"
Guy 2: "Oh you silly goose. That's just Communist covid propaganda! We all know no one has ever died in Tiananmen square"
Guy 2: "Oh you silly goose. That's just Communist covid propaganda! We all know no one has ever died in Tiananmen square"
by Souper Rare January 15, 2022
Get the Communist Covid propagandamug. Formerly "Ukraine".
A nation state that was absorbed into the neo-soviet empire in 2022(?)
The name was selected by Vladmir Putin as a taunt to any resistance fighters that were not defeated in the first wave of attacks.
The Capital city was changed from "Kiev" to "Chargrill" after carpet bombing by Russian Bears cooked the chicken.
This term also informally describes any nation that has been swallowed by a larger totalitarian neighbour. This includes speculative conquests such as West Taiwan swallowing East Taiwan.
This term should not be confused with "Ourkraine" which was Mykraine's/The Former Ukraine's formal title in the years 1922-1991 when it was collectively owned by all of the free workers of the original soviet Union (A political entity famous for its adherence to real communism).
A nation state that was absorbed into the neo-soviet empire in 2022(?)
The name was selected by Vladmir Putin as a taunt to any resistance fighters that were not defeated in the first wave of attacks.
The Capital city was changed from "Kiev" to "Chargrill" after carpet bombing by Russian Bears cooked the chicken.
This term also informally describes any nation that has been swallowed by a larger totalitarian neighbour. This includes speculative conquests such as West Taiwan swallowing East Taiwan.
This term should not be confused with "Ourkraine" which was Mykraine's/The Former Ukraine's formal title in the years 1922-1991 when it was collectively owned by all of the free workers of the original soviet Union (A political entity famous for its adherence to real communism).
Sgt Boris: "Mr Putin, we have taken over 100% of territory in Ukraine"
Vladimir: "Ukraine? You mean 'Mykraine'."
Vladimir: "Ukraine? You mean 'Mykraine'."
by Souper Rare February 1, 2022
Get the Mykrainemug. When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.
Example 1:
A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.
Example 2:
A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.
Example 1:
A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.
Example 2:
A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.
Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"
by Souper Rare October 13, 2023
Get the Common denominator problemsmug. Pronounced: /baɪ/-/ðɛn/ (Bye-then)
An expression used by the Taliban to taunt the occupying U.S forces during their evacuation of Afghanistan.
Following the rapid and catastrophically haphazard withdrawal of forces from Afghanistan in 2021, many of the U.S.A’s allies have become distrustful of them and have shifted towards West Taiwan's sphere of global influence. This due to the fact that the U.S.A are now considered to be an unreliable ally. Many of these nations also use this expression (tongue in cheek) to express their ever-increasing distancing from the U.S.A on the world stage.
The term will likely be used by the Republican Party and other opponents of Joe Biden as a slogan in the next presidential election. Assuming the Democrats lose the 2024 election, the majority of America’s populace (and it’s now tenuous allies) will collectively breathe a sigh of relief and finally get the opportunity to say “Bye-den, Biden!” If, however, the most popular president in history once again defies all expectations, this greatly anticipated sigh of relief will be delayed 4 years, but will arrive, nonetheless.
An expression used by the Taliban to taunt the occupying U.S forces during their evacuation of Afghanistan.
Following the rapid and catastrophically haphazard withdrawal of forces from Afghanistan in 2021, many of the U.S.A’s allies have become distrustful of them and have shifted towards West Taiwan's sphere of global influence. This due to the fact that the U.S.A are now considered to be an unreliable ally. Many of these nations also use this expression (tongue in cheek) to express their ever-increasing distancing from the U.S.A on the world stage.
The term will likely be used by the Republican Party and other opponents of Joe Biden as a slogan in the next presidential election. Assuming the Democrats lose the 2024 election, the majority of America’s populace (and it’s now tenuous allies) will collectively breathe a sigh of relief and finally get the opportunity to say “Bye-den, Biden!” If, however, the most popular president in history once again defies all expectations, this greatly anticipated sigh of relief will be delayed 4 years, but will arrive, nonetheless.
Muhammed: “Brother, did you see those oppressive pig dogs are finally leaving our sacred land?”
Ahmed: “Yes. We can finally say good Bye-den to Biden and his interventionalist regime”
Ahmed: “Yes. We can finally say good Bye-den to Biden and his interventionalist regime”
by Souper Rare February 3, 2022
Get the Bye-denmug. A person who believes that any ideological view is acceptable as long as it does not differ from their own.
It is derived from Henry Ford's quote "any customer can have a car painted any colour he wants, as long as its black".
Woke Fordian's exist at all points on the political spectrum and are typically inflexible to views that do not align with their own. In the extreme, this can lead to all sorts of malicious action being inflicted by people who hold different ideological views than the person they are targeting.
It is derived from Henry Ford's quote "any customer can have a car painted any colour he wants, as long as its black".
Woke Fordian's exist at all points on the political spectrum and are typically inflexible to views that do not align with their own. In the extreme, this can lead to all sorts of malicious action being inflicted by people who hold different ideological views than the person they are targeting.
Guy 1: "Sandra just screeched at me because I said I didn't believe in universal health care. Guy 2: "What? Really?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she kept shouting that I was wrong and that I shouldn't be allowed to share my opinion anymore"
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea she was a Woke Fordian"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she kept shouting that I was wrong and that I shouldn't be allowed to share my opinion anymore"
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea she was a Woke Fordian"
by Souper Rare January 8, 2022
Get the Woke Fordianmug. A name given to anyone who professes to be a communist whilst wearing or using items manufactured by capitalist industry. It is often typified by wearing T shirts with Che Guevara's face on or posting to YouTube premium using a $3000 mac whilst sipping on a venti machiatto from Starbucks. Other similar behaviours exist.
Ironically, they believe you shouldn't have to starve for your principles and so they once again project the fruits of capitalism (a full plate) whilst claiming to be communist (starving on literally anything).
Ironically, they believe you shouldn't have to starve for your principles and so they once again project the fruits of capitalism (a full plate) whilst claiming to be communist (starving on literally anything).
Guy 1: "Hey, man. Check out Michelle's shirt. It has a sickle and star"
Guy 2: "Wow, that's an odd design for a $500 Dior t-shirt"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a total T-shirt Communist"
Guy 2: "Wow, that's an odd design for a $500 Dior t-shirt"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a total T-shirt Communist"
by Souper Rare January 5, 2022
Get the T-Shirt Communistmug.