16 definitions by Sonicwave.exe

Rule 500 and 0

What does 500 and 0 make?
*mind blown*

Girl: what?
Boy: rule 500 and 0?
Girl: oh...

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

rule 164

If two friends of opposite genders are bored for over 5 minutes, they must engage in sexual intercourse.

No exeptions.

Girl: I'm bored. How long has it been?
Boy: 6 minutes.
Girl: rule 164. wanna fuck?

by Sonicwave.exe May 17, 2021

Rule -3

There can be only one man in an entire school that doesn't love ANYONE. Absolutely no one.

Boy: Love is overrated!
Boy 2: didn't someone else say that?
Boy: Uh...no!
Boy 3: Rule -3, bitch.

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

rule 157

No one is allowed to fuck UNLESS they have the N-word pass, AND the chick is hot on a scale of 1 to 10.

Boy 1: Did you fuck her?
Boy 2: Nah. Rule 157 applies.
Boy 1: You dont have the N-word pass?

by Sonicwave.exe July 27, 2021

rule 690

This rule enforces the law of no simping. If you dont know what simping is, get a fucking life. WHO RAISED YOU?!?!?!

1: MAN, THIS GIRL IS SO HOT, I LIKE HER...
2:RULE 690 MAN!

by Sonicwave.exe May 3, 2021

rule 2121

You cannot talk about COVID-19, the flu, Ebola, or any heart disease in tinder.

User: I would post a nude video today, but COVID-19 is hitting hard...
Follower: Rule 2121
User: ...

by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021

Rule 158

Because Trinity said so. It's her rule.

Boy: why does this rule exist?
Trinity: because I said so. Rule 158

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021