Amigo 1: Yo dude, that ball is going to hit you!
Amigo 2: Oh shit!
Amigo 1: Aw, never mind. I thought it was coming towards you.
Amigo 2: Alright, well thuck you!
Amigo 2: Oh shit!
Amigo 1: Aw, never mind. I thought it was coming towards you.
Amigo 2: Alright, well thuck you!
by Someone with a 🅱️rain April 08, 2025
Random person: DAMN SPOCCOS!!!
Random person 2: Don’t say that, dude! That’s offensive to the Nintendian race!
Random person: lol idgaf
2 days later…
Random person: OH FUCK I HAVE BEEN CANCELLED!!! NUUUUUU!!!
Random person 2: See, what did I tell you?
Random person 2: Don’t say that, dude! That’s offensive to the Nintendian race!
Random person: lol idgaf
2 days later…
Random person: OH FUCK I HAVE BEEN CANCELLED!!! NUUUUUU!!!
Random person 2: See, what did I tell you?
by Someone with a 🅱️rain June 25, 2022
1. To cut an object into two or more pieces.
2. To split apart into different groups.
3. A gymnastic pose that could make just about anyone orgasm.
2. To split apart into different groups.
3. A gymnastic pose that could make just about anyone orgasm.
1. Amigo 1 and Amigo 2 split the thanksgiving turkey for them to have for each other.
2. All the kids on the school field trip split up into different groups.
3. Kelly did a split, and Carl had an orgasm.
2. All the kids on the school field trip split up into different groups.
3. Kelly did a split, and Carl had an orgasm.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 03, 2022
A day of the week that DOES have the potential to be good. The only reason it's not is because you all have the wrong mindset. While yes, even though going back to school/work isn't the best, if you have any new goals you want to start, Monday is the perfect day to do so. Also, you guys only look at the bad when it comes to Monday. Here are some good facts about Monday you possibly didn't know:
1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.
Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.
Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
Random sad sack: Ugh!!! Mondays suck!!! Nothing good comes from them!!!
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain January 31, 2025
The graduating class that mainly consists of kids born from the fall of 2009 to the summer of 2010. They are about to be entering their freshmen year of high school. While not all of them are awful, most of them are annoying as fuck. If you have kids on your bus that are the class of 2028, or are in high school and have a sibling that’s the class of 2028, you might as well drive yourself to school (if you’re old enough to do so), or walk to school, even if it takes an hour to get there.
Class of 2025 student: Yo, who the fuck are those annoying ass students that keep bothering the shit out of everyone else?
Class of 2026 student: Oh, those are class of 2028 students. They think they’re all that when in reality no one cares what they think since they’re freshmen. Hopefully when they graduate, they aren’t egotistical and narcissistic like they are now.
Class of 2025: Makes sense, and I agree. That reminds me. One time, there was a group of kids that were the class of 2028 on my bus, and they caused so much disruption and havoc, that my bus driver had to pull over and yell at them for 15 minutes straight.
Class of 2026 student: Jeez, that just shows how immature they are, and why everyone hates freshmen. Fortunately for us, we’re upperclassmen, and they probably won’t want to get on our bad side because of that.
Class of 2025 student: Yeah, you said it best!
Class of 2026 student: Oh, those are class of 2028 students. They think they’re all that when in reality no one cares what they think since they’re freshmen. Hopefully when they graduate, they aren’t egotistical and narcissistic like they are now.
Class of 2025: Makes sense, and I agree. That reminds me. One time, there was a group of kids that were the class of 2028 on my bus, and they caused so much disruption and havoc, that my bus driver had to pull over and yell at them for 15 minutes straight.
Class of 2026 student: Jeez, that just shows how immature they are, and why everyone hates freshmen. Fortunately for us, we’re upperclassmen, and they probably won’t want to get on our bad side because of that.
Class of 2025 student: Yeah, you said it best!
by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 08, 2024
by Someone with a 🅱️rain July 28, 2022
The best coffee place to ever exist. The coffee is very good, and although the donuts aren’t always the best, most of the other products are actually good!
#DunkinForLife
#DunkinForLife
Amigo 1: Man, I need to get some coffee this morning!
Amigo 2: Well, how about Starbucks?
Amigo 1: Nah, fuck Starbucks, let’s go to Dunkin’ instead! The coffee at Starbucks is way too goddamn strong…
Amigo 2: You know what, you’re right? Let’s go to Dunkin’!
Amigo 2: Well, how about Starbucks?
Amigo 1: Nah, fuck Starbucks, let’s go to Dunkin’ instead! The coffee at Starbucks is way too goddamn strong…
Amigo 2: You know what, you’re right? Let’s go to Dunkin’!
by Someone with a 🅱️rain July 29, 2022