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Boner

When a guy’s pp hardens because he is turned on by something.
Skye gave Logan a kiss, and Logan got an 8 inch boner.
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Dunkin’

The best coffee place to ever exist. The coffee is very good, and although the donuts aren’t always the best, most of the other products are actually good!
#DunkinForLife
Amigo 1: Man, I need to get some coffee this morning!
Amigo 2: Well, how about Starbucks?
Amigo 1: Nah, fuck Starbucks, let’s go to Dunkin’ instead! The coffee at Starbucks is way too goddamn strong…
Amigo 2: You know what, you’re right? Let’s go to Dunkin’!
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Mokey

I bet you were searching for the word Monkey, but you forgot the n. Now, I’ll explain to you what Mokey is:

Mokey is a character from the internet web series, Mokey’s Show, made by the god himself, Sr. Pelo. It is basically a parody version of Mickey Mouse. Also, if you have any kids, make them watch this instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I promise you won’t regret it!
Amigo 1: Hey, do you know who Mokey is?
Amigo 2: No, dafaq is that?
Amigo 1: It’s a character from the show, Mokey’s Show!
Amigo 2: What’s that?
Amigo 1: It’s basically Mickey Mouse but better. Kids should watch that instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Amigo 2: Well, I should get my kids to watch that! How do I find it?
Amigo 1: Search it on YouTube. You’ll find it easily!
Amigo 2: Thanks!
Amigo 1: No problem!

*3 days later…*

Amigo 2: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Amigo 1: Huh?
Amigo 2: MOKEY’S SHOW ISN’T MEANT FOR KIDS! YOU LIED TO ME!!! GRRRRRR!!!
Amigo 1: Lol get trolled!
Amigo 2: Fuck you bitch!
Amigo 1: You mean…BETCH? HA!
Amigo 2: *hangs up phone*
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Split

1. To cut an object into two or more pieces.
2. To split apart into different groups.
3. A gymnastic pose that could make just about anyone orgasm.
1. Amigo 1 and Amigo 2 split the thanksgiving turkey for them to have for each other.
2. All the kids on the school field trip split up into different groups.
3. Kelly did a split, and Carl had an orgasm.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 2, 2022
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Spocco

A word that is a slur to the Nintendian race.
Random person: DAMN SPOCCOS!!!
Random person 2: Don’t say that, dude! That’s offensive to the Nintendian race!
Random person: lol idgaf
2 days later…
Random person: OH FUCK I HAVE BEEN CANCELLED!!! NUUUUUU!!!
Random person 2: See, what did I tell you?
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Vine

An app that was actually good, until TikTok came into existence and ruined it all.
Amigo 1: Hey, do you remember vine?
Amigo 2: Yeah, it sucks that it had to go. Now it’s been replaced by that dumb fucking app TikTok.
Amigo 1: I know, right? It gives me an STD every time I watch it.
Amigo 2: Well, later I guess.
Amigo 1: Ok, kbai.
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Starbucks

A nasty coffee chain company that sells the most burnt ass coffee. This is the place you get coffee if you don’t care about losing your tongue.
I had a cup of coffee at Starbucks. It tasted so fucking burnt that I wanted to throw it into a fire.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 13, 2022
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