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Thuck You

What to say when you are mad, but also happy about someone doing something to you.
Amigo 1: Yo dude, that ball is going to hit you!
Amigo 2: Oh shit!
Amigo 1: Aw, never mind. I thought it was coming towards you.
Amigo 2: Alright, well thuck you!
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Starbucks

A nasty coffee chain company that sells the most burnt ass coffee. This is the place you get coffee if you don’t care about losing your tongue.
I had a cup of coffee at Starbucks. It tasted so fucking burnt that I wanted to throw it into a fire.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 13, 2022
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Vine

An app that was actually good, until TikTok came into existence and ruined it all.
Amigo 1: Hey, do you remember vine?
Amigo 2: Yeah, it sucks that it had to go. Now it’s been replaced by that dumb fucking app TikTok.
Amigo 1: I know, right? It gives me an STD every time I watch it.
Amigo 2: Well, later I guess.
Amigo 1: Ok, kbai.
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SpongeBob SquarePants

A legendary show on Nickelodeon that had really good first seasons, but quality of the show has gone downhill and now today’s episode and mostly craphole episodes.

WARNING: If you watch any episode of the more recent SpongeBob episodes, please be aware of the super ultimate mega holy goddamn shit cringe. If you or a loved one get very severe conditions from the horrible episodes that don’t make sense, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Amigo 1: Hey, did you watch SpongeBob SquarePants?
Amigo 2: Yeah, but the episodes these days just suck ngl.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain March 11, 2022
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Dunkin’

The best coffee place to ever exist. The coffee is very good, and although the donuts aren’t always the best, most of the other products are actually good!
#DunkinForLife
Amigo 1: Man, I need to get some coffee this morning!
Amigo 2: Well, how about Starbucks?
Amigo 1: Nah, fuck Starbucks, let’s go to Dunkin’ instead! The coffee at Starbucks is way too goddamn strong…
Amigo 2: You know what, you’re right? Let’s go to Dunkin’!
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Peppa Pig

A show on Nick Jr that is detrimental to people’s intelligence. Peppa is a 4 year old pig who is somehow 7”1 which is abnormally weird and unusual. Her brother George is sometimes annoying, but is understandable to feel bad for because he has to have such a horrible older sister. Their mother is fine but their father can somehow snort so loud that even the people in the capital of Mongolia can somehow hear.

BEWARE: If you cannot stand annoying brats, it is highly recommended you do not watch this show.
Amigo 1: Ay, did you ever watch Peppa Pig?
Amigo 2: I didn’t want to, but since my little brother likes the show, I think I’m going to slowly die from cringe within the next 0.0000001 nanoseconds.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain March 11, 2022
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Split

1. To cut an object into two or more pieces.
2. To split apart into different groups.
3. A gymnastic pose that could make just about anyone orgasm.
1. Amigo 1 and Amigo 2 split the thanksgiving turkey for them to have for each other.
2. All the kids on the school field trip split up into different groups.
3. Kelly did a split, and Carl had an orgasm.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 2, 2022
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