Definitions by Someguy2018

Charmin Ultra soft 

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.

Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.

Charmin Ultra soft by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018